John_F Loc: Minneapolis, MN

Extra-mural Fall Classes for Men at the Adult Learning Center

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum.

How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

The Toilet Paper Roll—Does it Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Is it Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Fundamental Differences between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Dinner Dishes—Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Loss of Identity—Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Learning How to Find Things—Starting with Looking in the Right Places and Not Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Health Watch—Bringing Her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Learning to Live—Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Schedule for Sin Up

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy—Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

The Stove/Oven—What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

papaluv4gd Loc: durham,ct

Any woman would deem these required classes.

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

Seriously?

DragonsLady Loc: Los Alamos, NM

This morning when my first load of laundry was through washing, I found, at the bottom of the machine, nail clippers and a pocket knife. Last week it was shreds of a tissue.

jhkfly

Why are these classes for men? Isn't that all women's work?

DirtFarmer Loc: Escaped from the NYC area, back to MA

I always go through the pockets of clothing before it goes into the washer. Usually it's just coins there, but, as a farmer, I have found all sorts of things.

Experience is the best teacher. I once missed a pen. Went through the wash unnoticed. It broke apart in the dryer and got ink over everything, including the dryer drum.

Fortunately, random ink blotches do not affect the utility of farm clothing.

Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas

Too funny, but there is some truth there.

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

Not as far as I'm concerned. I'm perfect.

Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas

Then Jerry, you have never been married, a woman would slap the perfect right out of you.

TheShoe Loc: Lacey, WA

Any wife needs to take the one that teaches the difference between Mother and Wife.

malawibob Loc: South Carolina

Taught by a woman no doubt