Teachers and Cops
Feb 16, 2019 18:04:00 #
jerryc41 wrote:
I find it hard to believe that teachers would make comments like those to parents - at least not in recent decades.
I don't get #16. He says, We don't," but then he makes here "sign here."
I don't get #16. He says, We don't," but then he makes here "sign here."
It is like one I heard
Two women got on a bus and there was only one seat left and they both started fighting over it. The driver tried to stop it but they kept going after each other for the seat. Finally a passenger speaks up to the driver and says let the ugly one have it. Both women heard and neither one of them wanted the seat then and they both stood to their exit point!
Hope you are kidding you don't get #16 - They don't give pretty women tickets - she not pretty and makes he sign!
Feb 16, 2019 18:07:31 #
sbohne wrote:
About 20 yrs ago, I was in the barbershop. It was ... (show quote)
He should have said - I'm not a fireman so the next time you get stopped by a fireman for a ticket, have him hose you; in the meantime here is some paper to keep you fire going till you meet the fireman!
Feb 16, 2019 18:43:12 #
It was just something I received via email. Who knows if they are true but they are funny.
Feb 16, 2019 19:16:30 #
MrMophoto
Loc: Rhode Island "The biggest little"
As a teacher, back in the day, I would send home progress report forms. They had different categories then a scale of 1-5, 5 being the best. For one student I marked the behavour line past the #1 so it was in the margin. When he brought back the signed form he asked me if that was just a mistake, I asked why and he said his father was so pissed because his behavour mark was "off the scale". I made my point without saying a word.
Feb 16, 2019 19:34:08 #
stepha11
Loc: Trail British Coluimbia
No teacher up to at least 80 years ago would ever write those on a report card. As an x-teacher I sure wold have liked to. Some very gifted person made them up-and I sincerely thank them for doing so-very funny!
Feb 17, 2019 02:29:16 #
jerryc41 wrote:
I find it hard to believe that teachers would make comments like those to parents - at least not in recent decades.
I don't get #16. He says, We don't," but then he makes here "sign here."
I don't get #16. He says, We don't," but then he makes here "sign here."
Essentially: "We don't give pretty women tickets, but you're not one of them so, sign here on the dotted line"! 😊
Feb 19, 2019 00:54:12 #
rdemarco52 wrote:
Teachers & Cops: These are actual comments ... (show quote)
Back in high school on a warm summer night I pulled onto the freeway and went straight into the fast lane (2 lanes in each direction), right in front of another car. I thought it might be a friend of mine behind me, so I told the friend that was riding with me to look and see if it was him. He turned around and said he thought so. I said "watch this." I slowed down to about 60 (65 speed limit) and stood on it. At 95 the red lights went on (the car had been so close my friend couldn't see the lights on top of the car). I had gotten two speeding tickets in about the previous 4 months and had visions of my license flying away. I rolled down the window and the cop walked up and the first words were "running pretty good tonight, isn't it." I was speechless. He took my license and registration and returned about 10 minutes later and gave me a warning, but no ticket. I was dumbfounded, but very thankful.
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