Wrong person...
Feb 7, 2019 14:57:42 #
Marius follows the line at the Supermarket Checkout when he notices a small, blonde girl gives him a nod and a smile.
He speaks to her and says nicely:
- Excuse me, do we know each other?
- She answers with a smile: I could be wrong, but I think you are the father of one of my children!
Marius's memories return him to the one and only time he has been unfaithful and he asks:
"I'll be, you would not be the slut I enjoyed on the table in front of all my friends during a drinking session, while your girlfriend whipped me with wet celery ............ ..?"
- Uh no ..., she replies, I am the new teacher of your son! "
For sure, a poor student cataloged!
Have a good day
He speaks to her and says nicely:
- Excuse me, do we know each other?
- She answers with a smile: I could be wrong, but I think you are the father of one of my children!
Marius's memories return him to the one and only time he has been unfaithful and he asks:
"I'll be, you would not be the slut I enjoyed on the table in front of all my friends during a drinking session, while your girlfriend whipped me with wet celery ............ ..?"
- Uh no ..., she replies, I am the new teacher of your son! "
For sure, a poor student cataloged!
Have a good day
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jaycoffman
Loc: San Diego
I've always enjoyed this type of humor--I call it "when things went terribly wrong."
Feb 8, 2019 20:20:34 #
While in line in the super market I saw this girl with four different colors in her hair. The lady behind ask why I was looking at that very young girl. I said "When I was young I had an affair with a parrot and I though she just might be my daughter.
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