DavidM Loc: New Orleans, LA

I'm glad so many have enjoyed the story! Happy Friday!

PH CIB

Very Funny !! I hope You never buy Her a Gun !!!

jack schade Loc: La Pine Oregon

Jack

nickd406 Loc: West (By Gawd) Virginia

As a former police officer I've seen these tasers in action occasionally on guys who wondered how effective they are. This description is perfect. I'm crying from laughing so hard.

rockdog Loc: Berkeley, Ca.

….."I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and..."


OK, so I want to try this but I want to get it right, should I touch it to my naked thigh closer to my knee or to my groin...

AirWalter Loc: Tipp City, Ohio

OMG, that is the funniest story I have ever read! I didn't get all the way through it and I needed to go to the restroom, but I couldn't stop reading. I was kind of depressed today because of - - - - - - - well, I have been constipated for almost 4 days and not feeling so good. When I finished reading this and got control of myself I made it to the restroom. I am no longer constipated, but I now have a bad stomach ache. Not sure if it because of the extra-ordinarily fast release of whatever had me constipated or from laughing so darn hard while trying to finish reading the story. Man, my stomach hurts, but damn, that was funny! Was the cat sitting on who ever's lap that was when all hell broke loose? Poor cat. It's a good thing your wife wasn't there when that happened. She would of tried to free you from the attacking instrument, and both of you would have been trashing the place at the same time! - - - - - - Then afterwards, "was it good for You too"? Too funny!

Mark Sturtevant Loc: Grand Blanc, MI

Wow! But to make sure it works for your wife you should now replace the batteries since the current ones might be drained.

Flying Three Loc: Berthoud, CO

You forgot to tell us that the guy had a AED pacemaker that went off from the electrical current at the same time.

northsidejoe Loc: pittsburgh

Very funny story Dave thank you for sharing this saying hello from Pittsburgh.

RainierView Loc: Eatonville, WA

I see I'm not alone in laughing harder and harder as I read on till tears were falling and my stomach was cramping. Thanks for that laugh.

cucharared Loc: Texas, Colorado

Best laugh I've had in days. Sent it on to a buddy (hope he peed his pants like I almost did).

ron

MrMophoto Loc: Rhode Island "The biggest little"

A few years ago a friend of mine was in Texas and saw a cattle prod in a local hard goods store. He told he though how bad can it be, after all it's just to get cattle to move, so he touched the prod end. He flew home twos days later and his arm was still somewhat numb.
I'm fond of saying Sometimes bad decisions make good stories.

DickC Loc: NE Washington state