Toughest Cowboy
Jan 28, 2019 11:49:32 #
Some old cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome prairie,
and with the pride for which these men were famous, it was a night of bravado,
rot gut whiskey, and many tall tales...
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Frank, the hand from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest
cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had
gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands
and castrated that sucker with my teeth."
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Snake River Ben, from Idaho, couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing, I was
walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from
under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands,
bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp - didn't even get a belly ache."
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Old Coon River Dave, the cowboy from Sidney, Nebraska, remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker...
Dennis
and with the pride for which these men were famous, it was a night of bravado,
rot gut whiskey, and many tall tales...
cid:k2NyNULYyNRRitiBQVm4
Frank, the hand from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest
cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had
gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands
and castrated that sucker with my teeth."
cid:V3FyQUsih7xan78B3GRZ
Snake River Ben, from Idaho, couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing, I was
walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from
under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands,
bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp - didn't even get a belly ache."
cid:oudPtHChuvrGavSenOzv
Old Coon River Dave, the cowboy from Sidney, Nebraska, remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker...
Dennis
Jan 28, 2019 11:54:32 #
Jan 29, 2019 06:51:51 #
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Jan 29, 2019 10:35:35 #
ottopj
Loc: Annapolis, MD USA
Was he just brushing the top or was he going deep to really stir the coals! Makes a difference, you know!
Jan 29, 2019 11:04:03 #
Jan 29, 2019 11:04:07 #
ottopj wrote:
Was he just brushing the top or was he going deep to really stir the coals! Makes a difference, you know!
Sorry. I was so busy drinking my Margarita(s) I failed to notice. Also, the heat was so intense I could not get any closer.
Dennis
Jan 29, 2019 12:23:29 #
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Jan 30, 2019 01:11:07 #
two drunks were walking home. they came to a bridge and one decided he had to pee so the other thought it was a good idea.
the first one said oh my that water is cold and the other said and its deep also.
the first one said oh my that water is cold and the other said and its deep also.
Jan 30, 2019 01:16:21 #
Jan 30, 2019 14:16:19 #
I've heard a Cowboy comedian/entertainer who was a real life cowboy for years, about as tall as Tom Selleck with a moustache to match who had won the State of Texas liars contest. It was hilarious. I have to say, though, that I think even he would get a kick out of this one!!
Feb 12, 2019 10:48:36 #
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