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Jan 27, 2019 22:48:57 #
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned . Couldn't concentrate .
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe .
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it.... I couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
13. After many years of trying to find steady work , I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.
15 .SO, I TRIED
RETIREMENT
AND I FOUND I’M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe .
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it.... I couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
13. After many years of trying to find steady work , I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.
15 .SO, I TRIED
RETIREMENT
AND I FOUND I’M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
Jan 28, 2019 00:35:52 #
John_F wrote:
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice fa... (show quote)
Thank you for the wonderful share!
Jan 28, 2019 08:25:46 #
Jan 28, 2019 10:11:26 #
John_F wrote:
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice fa... (show quote)
I suppose you could add "I tried photography and got some exposure but nothing developed"
Jan 28, 2019 11:07:01 #
Great suggestion. Thanks.
Toby wrote:
I suppose you could add "I tried photography and got some exposure but nothing developed"
Jan 28, 2019 19:13:56 #
John_F wrote:
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice fa... (show quote)
And you haven't had a day off since.
Jan 29, 2019 03:34:22 #
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