The Lemon Picker
Jan 19, 2019 20:43:17 #
LEMON PICKERS NEEDED IN FLORIDA - ONLY US CITIZENS OR LEGAL IMMIGRANTS NEED APPLY
": Lemon Pickers Needed" read the ad in the newspaper.
Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs , Florida, read it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.
She submitted her application for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but seemed far too qualified for the job.
She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan, and a masters degree from Michigan
State University. For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.
The foreman studied her application, frowned and said, "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume. However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said..."I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, and v**ed for Trump .
She started work yesterday
LittleRed (Ron)
": Lemon Pickers Needed" read the ad in the newspaper.
Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs , Florida, read it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.
She submitted her application for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but seemed far too qualified for the job.
She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan, and a masters degree from Michigan
State University. For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.
The foreman studied her application, frowned and said, "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume. However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said..."I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, and v**ed for Trump .
She started work yesterday
LittleRed (Ron)
Jan 19, 2019 21:44:03 #
LittleRed wrote:
LEMON PICKERS NEEDED IN FLORIDA - ONLY US CITIZENS... (show quote)
Roflol......
Thanks
Jan 20, 2019 00:57:02 #
May I use that story if I edit the Trump to his predecessor? ☺
Jan 20, 2019 08:35:13 #
You would think after the first Chrysler she wouldn't buy another one, after the first one I never went near them again. As for trump he gave out all the signals during his campaign of what kind of a person he was and yet they still v**ed for that lemon. Some people deserve what they get, it's too bad they took the rest of you down the drain with them. 
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