kd7eir Loc: Tucson, AZ

Most people who are innocent of any crimes will still need to hire thirty-five lawyers at some point, a new study shows.

According to the study, commissioned by the University of Minnesota Law School, thirty-five is the “bare minimum” number of lawyers that an innocent person should have on retainer in the event that he or she becomes the subject of an entirely unjustified criminal investigation.

“We found that many innocent people are going through life without taking the basic precaution of hiring thirty-five lawyers,” Professor Davis Logsdon, who supervised the study, said. “They are flirting with disaster.”

“An innocent person who has absolutely nothing to hide should do everything in his or her power to avoid answering questions from investigators,” he said. “Thirty-five lawyers can really help you do that.”

Additionally, Logsdon noted, hiring nearly three dozen lawyers is invaluable because of the powerful statement it makes. “Nothing says ‘I’m innocent’ like hiring thirty-five lawyers,” he said.

EyeSawYou

LOL dumb post.

Kraken Loc: Barry's Bay

I think he is being fartcetious.

Kmgw9v Loc: Miami, Florida

I think it is a pretty amusing post.
I don’t think I am currently under investigation, but I probably should hire a few lawyers just in case.

Texcaster Loc: Queensland

I'm reminded of a wonderful quote by our own Ma Barker ... "Satire is overrated!"

EyeSawYou

Simple minds are easily amused.

Texcaster Loc: Queensland

The truly simple minded are never amused.

yhtomit Loc: Port Land. Oregon

Your first t***hful post.
Congrats.

thom w Loc: San Jose, CA

I don’t know whether she has posted this, but she also obviously believes facts are overrated as well.

thom w Loc: San Jose, CA

I was going to reply to him that he doesn’t seem that easily amused, but you just explained it.