DJ Mills Loc: Idaho

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Frankie, who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket, went in to try out for the job.
"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Frankie, what is 1 and 1?"
"11" he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right. What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow."
The sheriff was again surprised that Frankie supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
"Now Frankie, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Frankie looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, Frankie wandered over to the barbershop where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Frankie was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

I swear I know that guy.

Sarge ( Boczkowski )

DJ Mills Loc: Idaho

I think we have some common friends. He sounds like my ex brother-in-law.

John 1813 Loc: Lancaster, NY

He went on to become a sheriff in Arizona.

DJ Mills Loc: Idaho

Yup.

dtcracer

I think I tried to train that guy, finally gave up!

Sac-Jack Loc: Sacramento, Ca

Another awesome funny joke.....Thanks

pooterpa76 Loc: Lebanon, Pa.

now that's funny. good one.

NoSocks Loc: quonochontaug, rhode island

The guy became president of the United States.