Dan Copeland Loc: Hamilton Ontario Canada

It's almost 2019, I'm 71 years old and worn out, and I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I haven’t found out who let the dogs out...where’s the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails...what does the fox say... why “abbreviated” is such a long word; or why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” where’s that extra penny going to... why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what exactly is Victoria’s secret? and where is Waldo?... Can you hear me now?...and do you really think I am this witty?? ... I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother’s girlfriend’s, uncle’s cousin’s who lived next door to an old class mate’s mailman...Now it is your turn to take it from me... Copy and Paste, change the age, and enjoy your day.
I needed the laugh

Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States

gamer3877

Thanks so much for this. I just happen to be 71.

HardworkingGal

Thank you!

DAN Phillips Loc: Graysville, GA

I will hit 72 on January 24, 2019 and LOVE IT! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!

Bartulius Loc: Bristol, Ct

Who put the ram in the ram-a-lama ding-dong? Why do hot dogs come in packages of 12 but rolls in packages of 8?

bobmcculloch Loc: NYC, NY

why should I change the age? that's my age!

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

"...how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop..."

Between 252 and 364.

http://tootsie.com/howmanylick-experiments

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

Hey, Dan: I’m 76 and i don’t know either!

PRETENDER Loc: Micanopy,Florida

I will be 81 in March and i still haven't figured it out either. Still wondering how I made it this long.

fourlocks Loc: Londonderry, NH

I'm a year younger but I have most of the same questions...unanswered. Oh yeah, while you're at it, why could Goofy talk while Pluto couldn't? Pluto was obviously the more intelligent of the two yet Goofy wore clothes and spoke reasonably good english. And finally...a more serious question: Wouldn't the Invisible Man have been blind? Think about it.

James Van Ells

It's great, but I don't remember 71 any more.

DragonsLady Loc: Los Alamos, NM

I turn 70 on New Year's Day. And I have no answer for all your questions. But, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Richie G Loc: Blackwood,New Jersey

I am 78 and remember all the questions but do not know the answers.

markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ

Dan,
I will be 82 in early Feb. When I turned 81, I discovered every answer to those questions. You only have 10 years to go.
Great post!
Happy Holidays!
Mark