A woman goes to a counselor, worried about her husband's temper.
The counselor asks, "What's the problem?
The woman says, "I don't know what to do. Every day my husband loses his temper for no reason. It scares me."
The Counselor says, "I have a cure for that....When it seems your husband is getting angry, take a double shot of Jack Daniel's and swish it in your
mouth. Swish and swish, but don't swallow until he either leaves the room or calms down."
Two weeks later, she goes back to the counselor, looking fresh and reborn.
She tells the counselor, "That was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband started to get angry, I swished the Jack. I swished and swished, and he
calmed down. How does swishing Jack Daniel's in your mouth do that?
The counselor said, "The Jack Daniel's does nothing. Keeping your mouth shut is the trick."
Merry Christmas everyone...
Now that is a gift. Thank you!!! :-O
tshift
Loc: Overland Park, KS.
Blaster34 wrote:
A woman goes to a counselor, worried about her husband's temper.
The counselor asks, "What's the problem?
The woman says, "I don't know what to do. Every day my husband loses his temper for no reason. It scares me."
The Counselor says, "I have a cure for that....When it seems your husband is getting angry, take a double shot of Jack Daniel's and swish it in your
mouth. Swish and swish, but don't swallow until he either leaves the room or calms down."
Two weeks later, she goes back to the counselor, looking fresh and reborn.
She tells the counselor, "That was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband started to get angry, I swished the Jack. I swished and swished, and he
calmed down. How does swishing Jack Daniel's in your mouth do that?
The counselor said, "The Jack Daniel's does nothing. Keeping your mouth shut is the trick."
Merry Christmas everyone...
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I LOVE IT! Showed to my wife, she does not have the same feelings as I. Wonder why that is. LOL Thanks
Tom
tshift wrote:
I LOVE IT! Showed to my wife, she does not have the same feelings as I. Wonder why that is. LOL Thanks
Tom
Showed it to mine and after her reaction......told her she could go to Amazon and purchase a sense of humor....
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