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Dec 21, 2018 11:50:04   #
Blaster34 Loc: Florida Treasure Coast
 
A woman goes to a counselor, worried about her husband's temper.

The counselor asks, "What's the problem?

The woman says, "I don't know what to do. Every day my husband loses his temper for no reason. It scares me."

The Counselor says, "I have a cure for that....When it seems your husband is getting angry, take a double shot of Jack Daniel's and swish it in your
mouth. Swish and swish, but don't swallow until he either leaves the room or calms down."

Two weeks later, she goes back to the counselor, looking fresh and reborn.

She tells the counselor, "That was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband started to get angry, I swished the Jack. I swished and swished, and he
calmed down. How does swishing Jack Daniel's in your mouth do that?

The counselor said, "The Jack Daniel's does nothing. Keeping your mouth shut is the trick."

Merry Christmas everyone...

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Dec 21, 2018 12:07:10   #
Alans844
 
Now that is a gift. Thank you!!! :-O

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Dec 21, 2018 14:04:56   #
broncomaniac Loc: Lynchburg, VA
 
Good one!

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Dec 21, 2018 15:06:13   #
Blaster34 Loc: Florida Treasure Coast
 
Alans844 wrote:
Now that is a gift. Thank you!!! :-O



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Dec 21, 2018 15:06:34   #
Blaster34 Loc: Florida Treasure Coast
 
broncomaniac wrote:
Good one!



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Dec 21, 2018 16:28:37   #
tradio Loc: Oxford, Ohio
 
Hahaha!

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Dec 21, 2018 17:02:33   #
Blaster34 Loc: Florida Treasure Coast
 
tradio wrote:
Hahaha!



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Dec 22, 2018 06:29:18   #
Architect1776 Loc: In my mind
 
Blaster34 wrote:
A woman goes to a counselor, worried about her husband's temper.

The counselor asks, "What's the problem?

The woman says, "I don't know what to do. Every day my husband loses his temper for no reason. It scares me."

The Counselor says, "I have a cure for that....When it seems your husband is getting angry, take a double shot of Jack Daniel's and swish it in your
mouth. Swish and swish, but don't swallow until he either leaves the room or calms down."

Two weeks later, she goes back to the counselor, looking fresh and reborn.

She tells the counselor, "That was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband started to get angry, I swished the Jack. I swished and swished, and he
calmed down. How does swishing Jack Daniel's in your mouth do that?

The counselor said, "The Jack Daniel's does nothing. Keeping your mouth shut is the trick."

Merry Christmas everyone...
A woman goes to a counselor, worried about her hus... (show quote)



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Dec 22, 2018 07:39:14   #
tshift Loc: Overland Park, KS.
 
Blaster34 wrote:
A woman goes to a counselor, worried about her husband's temper.

The counselor asks, "What's the problem?

The woman says, "I don't know what to do. Every day my husband loses his temper for no reason. It scares me."

The Counselor says, "I have a cure for that....When it seems your husband is getting angry, take a double shot of Jack Daniel's and swish it in your
mouth. Swish and swish, but don't swallow until he either leaves the room or calms down."

Two weeks later, she goes back to the counselor, looking fresh and reborn.

She tells the counselor, "That was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband started to get angry, I swished the Jack. I swished and swished, and he
calmed down. How does swishing Jack Daniel's in your mouth do that?

The counselor said, "The Jack Daniel's does nothing. Keeping your mouth shut is the trick."

Merry Christmas everyone...
A woman goes to a counselor, worried about her hus... (show quote)



I LOVE IT! Showed to my wife, she does not have the same feelings as I. Wonder why that is. LOL Thanks

Tom

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Dec 22, 2018 08:00:42   #
Blaster34 Loc: Florida Treasure Coast
 
Architect1776 wrote:



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Dec 22, 2018 08:02:08   #
Blaster34 Loc: Florida Treasure Coast
 
tshift wrote:
I LOVE IT! Showed to my wife, she does not have the same feelings as I. Wonder why that is. LOL Thanks

Tom


Showed it to mine and after her reaction......told her she could go to Amazon and purchase a sense of humor....

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Dec 22, 2018 08:21:52   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Dec 22, 2018 09:35:11   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Excellent advice! : )

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Dec 22, 2018 10:12:26   #
Architect1776 Loc: In my mind
 
Blaster34 wrote:
Showed it to mine and after her reaction......told her she could go to Amazon and purchase a sense of humor....



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Dec 22, 2018 10:36:31   #
Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
Good one.

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