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Dec 17, 2018 15:18:12   #
kd7eir Loc: Tucson, AZ
 
With tiny hands
And a red hot phone
Passing "wisdom"
Upon his porcelain throne
Tweeting pure vitriol
Only his base will believe
With his pants at his ankles
And his mug on TV
"Believe what I say
Not what you hear"
"Reality is scary"
...but it is you I should fear!

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Dec 17, 2018 15:23:03   #
Screamin Scott Loc: Marshfield Wi, Baltimore Md, now Dallas Ga
 
An ode to Chuck Schumer is more like it...
kd7eir wrote:
With tiny hands
And a red hot phone
Passing "wisdom"
Upon his porcelain throne
Tweeting pure vitriol
Only his base will believe
With his pants at his ankles
And his mug on TV
"Believe what I say
Not what you hear"
"Reality is scary"
...but it is you I should fear!

Reply
Dec 17, 2018 15:37:30   #
Texcaster Loc: Queensland
 
kd7eir wrote:
With tiny hands
And a red hot phone
Passing "wisdom"
Upon his porcelain throne
Tweeting pure vitriol
Only his base will believe
With his pants at his ankles
And his mug on TV
"Believe what I say
Not what you hear"
"Reality is scary"
...but it is you I should fear!


Me Like!

With tiny hands
And a red hot phone
Passing "wisdom"
Upon his porcelain throne
Tweeting pure vitriol
Only his base will believe
With his pants at his ankles
And his mug on TV

chorus

"Believe what I say
Not what you hear"
"Reality is scary"
...but it is you I should fear!

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Dec 17, 2018 17:11:29   #
Texcaster Loc: Queensland
 
Texcaster wrote:
Me Like!

With tiny hands
And a red hot phone
Passing "wisdom"
Upon his porcelain throne
Tweeting pure vitriol
Only his base will believe
With his pants at his ankles
And his mug on TV

chorus

"Believe what I say
Not what you hear"
"Reality is scary"
...but it is you I should fear!



I'd give it something like this Tom Waits - "Satisfied" treatment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHn_Kb4Dz40

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Dec 17, 2018 17:16:46   #
thom w Loc: San Jose, CA
 
Texcaster wrote:
I'd give it something like this Tom Waits - "Satisfied" treatment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHn_Kb4Dz40


I just can’t hear his name, or that voice, without thinking of “the piano’s been drinking”. I know he’s much more than that, but that is what I always associate him with.

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Dec 17, 2018 17:19:39   #
Texcaster Loc: Queensland
 
thom w wrote:
I just can’t hear his name, or that voice, without thinking of “the piano’s been drinking”. I know he’s much more than that, but that is what I always associate him with.


In the 'Low Side of the Road' bio he calls his first decade in show business as 'Wino Man'. For me it's all good. His cover of Phantom 309 is an early one I always go back to.

Tom Waits - Big Joe and Phantom 309

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYh9OdAAaCE

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Dec 18, 2018 11:04:02   #
yhtomit Loc: Port Land. Oregon
 
kd7eir wrote:
With tiny hands
And a red hot phone
Passing "wisdom"
Upon his porcelain throne
Tweeting pure vitriol
Only his base will believe
With his pants at his ankles
And his mug on TV
"Believe what I say
Not what you hear"
"Reality is scary"
...but it is you I should fear!


Beware, h**e propagandist hurling insults.

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