G.A.S.H. victm
Dec 15, 2018 17:45:48 #
A man is feeling very ill, goes to see his doctor, and is immediately
rushed to hospital to undergo tests. The man wakes up after the tests in
a private room at the hospital, the blinds are drawn, and no sounds are heard.
The phone by his bed rings. He reaches over, picks it up, and says, "Hello."
"Hello, Bruce? This is your doctor. We've got the results back from your
tests and we've found you have an extremely nasty and rare disease called G.A.S.H.
It's a combination of gonorrhea, AIDS, syphilis, and herpes!"
"My gosh, doctor! What are you going to do?"
"Well we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread."
"Will that cure me?"
"Well, no, but it's the only food we can slip under the door."
rushed to hospital to undergo tests. The man wakes up after the tests in
a private room at the hospital, the blinds are drawn, and no sounds are heard.
The phone by his bed rings. He reaches over, picks it up, and says, "Hello."
"Hello, Bruce? This is your doctor. We've got the results back from your
tests and we've found you have an extremely nasty and rare disease called G.A.S.H.
It's a combination of gonorrhea, AIDS, syphilis, and herpes!"
"My gosh, doctor! What are you going to do?"
"Well we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread."
"Will that cure me?"
"Well, no, but it's the only food we can slip under the door."
Dec 15, 2018 17:49:03 #
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