#2 Pencil
Dec 9, 2018 18:23:54 #
The value of a #2 Pencil
Carol was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping in class. 'Tell me Carol, who created the universe?'
When Carol didn't stir, but little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
'God Almighty!' shouted Carol.
The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class....
A little later the Nun asked Carol, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'
But Carol didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.
'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Carol.
And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Carol fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question....'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'
Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Carol jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'
The nun fainted.
That’s the valueof a Catholic education and a #2 pencil
Carol was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping in class. 'Tell me Carol, who created the universe?'
When Carol didn't stir, but little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
'God Almighty!' shouted Carol.
The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class....
A little later the Nun asked Carol, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'
But Carol didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.
'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Carol.
And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Carol fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question....'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'
Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Carol jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'
The nun fainted.
That’s the valueof a Catholic education and a #2 pencil
Dec 9, 2018 19:21:17 #
Dec 10, 2018 08:19:53 #
Dec 10, 2018 10:57:46 #
kdogg
Loc: Gallipolis Ferry WV
Architect1776 wrote:
The value of a #2 Pencil br br Carol was not the ... (show quote)
Brings back memories of my time under the rule of the "penguins" in Catholic School.
Dec 10, 2018 10:58:52 #
Loved the joke; I spent 8 years in Catholic school.
If the number 2 pencil is the most commonly used, why isn't it number one?
If the number 2 pencil is the most commonly used, why isn't it number one?
Dec 10, 2018 11:48:29 #
Dec 10, 2018 17:56:21 #
Ah...yes...brings back memories of my 8 years in Parochial School with the good nuns. True story from the 7th grade. We weren't supposed to throw snow balls. I threw snow balls. Got called into the Principal's office, Sister Mary Veronica. The Principal told me to go outside and make 2 snowballs, and bring them back to the office. Sister Mary then told me to hold the 2 snowballs in the palm of my hands until they melted. That was then in the 1950s...if that happened today, likely the nun would be charged with endangering the well-being of a student! I like the old days better!
Dec 10, 2018 22:11:58 #
Architect1776 wrote:
The value of a #2 Pencil br br Carol was not the ... (show quote)
Love it. New one for me, still laughing.
Dec 11, 2018 22:04:26 #
Dec 12, 2018 07:59:48 #
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