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Nov 18, 2018 10:54:11   #
Burtzy Loc: Bronx N.Y. & Simi Valley, CA
 
Question: What do you call 1000 lawyers buried up to their necks in manure?

Answer: Not enough manure!

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Nov 18, 2018 11:31:37   #
amyinsparta Loc: White county, TN
 
StanMac wrote:
If everybody thinks lawyers are such awful people why do we elect so many to represent us in our legislatures?

Stan


Because we are stupid?

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Nov 18, 2018 12:26:58   #
lbrande
 
Everyone enjoys lawyer jokes...until you (they) need one. Yes I am a Lawyer...

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Nov 18, 2018 12:30:05   #
Los-Angeles-Shooter Loc: Los Angeles
 
Fotoartist wrote:
Not Michael Avenatti I assume? There's the best lawyer joke.


Nope. The best lawyer joke is B. Hussein Obama.

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Nov 18, 2018 13:14:42   #
Anhanga Brasil Loc: Cabo Frio - Brazil
 
The finest dark humor I read in years. LOL.

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Nov 18, 2018 13:40:19   #
StanMac Loc: Tennessee
 
lbrande wrote:
Everyone enjoys lawyer jokes...until you (they) need one. Yes I am a Lawyer...




Stan

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Nov 18, 2018 15:08:25   #
Ka2azman Loc: Tucson, Az
 
lbrande wrote:
Everyone enjoys lawyer jokes...until you (they) need one. Yes I am a Lawyer...


For the most part you need one because of how the lawyers wrote the laws that are on the books, causing self necessity!

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Nov 18, 2018 15:29:40   #
traderjohn Loc: New York City
 
digit-up wrote:
That’s a dammed good question. Our voters also seem to lack The slightest memory. We re-elect culprits..


There is no other choice.

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Nov 18, 2018 17:03:26   #
GED Loc: North central Pa
 
amyinsparta wrote:
Because we are stupid?



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Nov 18, 2018 19:11:06   #
hassighedgehog Loc: Corona, CA
 
StanMac wrote:
If everybody thinks lawyers are such awful people why do we elect so many to represent us in our legislatures?

Stan


Maybe the less successful lawyers become politicians? Just a thought.

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Nov 24, 2018 20:08:07   #
DickC Loc: NE Washington state
 

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