usnpilot wrote:
Went out this year
to a Halloween Party
dressed as a chicken.
Met a cute girl
dressed as an egg.
A lifelong question was answered.
It was the chicken.
Well since that old age question was answered - answer this one - What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?
foathog wrote:
So it's apparent you're NOT a good lover? LOL
It is like this. There was a big manly cowboy and he went to a red light house asking for services. The Madam looked at him just inside the door and said I don't know, you look huge. I don't know if any of my girls can take you. He said I'll pay double. So the madam called Rita and asked her if she would try. She said yes; so they went to her room. There they started to disrobe and when he was down to his man hood, it was sooo little Rita started to laugh and pointing at it and said "just who do you think your going to please with that". That Big cowboy said defiantly "that would be me"!
ON a one night stand - who cares about the disappointed lover! lol
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