Little Johnny, another one
Nov 1, 2018 05:44:13 #
olddutch
Loc: Beloit, Wisconsin
Little Johnny was walking home after watching a John Wayne movie, and sees little Mary playing in her front yard.. He walks up to her, grabs her Shoulder and says, "I want what I want when I want it", Little Mary says,"You will get what you want when I get it"..
Nov 1, 2018 07:26:12 #
olddutch wrote:
Little Johnny was walking home after watching a John Wayne movie, and sees little Mary playing in her front yard.. He walks up to her, grabs her Shoulder and says, "I want what I want when I want it", Little Mary says,"You will get what you want when I get it"..
I’m with Little Johnnie. I don’t get it either.😊
Nov 1, 2018 07:30:50 #
Nov 1, 2018 07:35:19 #
--Bob
foathog wrote:
that's the WORST Little Johnnie joke I ever hoid. LOL
Nov 1, 2018 07:53:35 #
Dannj wrote:
I’m with Little Johnnie. I don’t get it either.😊
She's in training to be a wife. "You want another camera? Sure. Just buy me some jewelry."
Nov 1, 2018 09:21:53 #
jerryc41 wrote:
She's in training to be a wife. "You want another camera? Sure. Just buy me some jewelry."
Aaah! Now I get it! Well, maybe😊
Hadn’t had my coffee yet.
Maybe if the OP said “....when I get what I want”
Nov 1, 2018 18:47:39 #
Little Johnny came in to school very late. The teacher why was he so late? He replied " My dog got hit in the ass by a truck." JOHNNY! you shouldn't use that word, You should say rectum. He said "rectum hell, it killed him."
Nov 1, 2018 19:11:55 #
--Bob
Hal81 wrote:
Little Johnny came in to school very late. The teacher why was he so late? He replied " My dog got hit in the ass by a truck." JOHNNY! you shouldn't use that word, You should say rectum. He said "rectum hell, it killed him."
Nov 1, 2018 20:24:00 #
Hal81 wrote:
Little Johnny came in to school very late. The teacher why was he so late? He replied " My dog got hit in the ass by a truck." JOHNNY! you shouldn't use that word, You should say rectum. He said "rectum hell, it killed him."
Nov 1, 2018 20:27:26 #
Johnny Carson used to do a routine where he would read just the punchlines of classic jokes. This one always got a big laugh.
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Nov 2, 2018 14:35:43 #
Did you forget part of the joke? Sorry, but that was pretty lame for a Little Johnny joke.Nov 2, 2018 14:44:27 #
Nov 2, 2018 17:47:58 #
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Johnny, what is your problem?"
Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!"
The teacher had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office. While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions are explained to him and he agrees to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Johnny: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Johnny: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grader should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her,
"I think Johnny can go to the third grade."
The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Johnny both agree. The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Johnny, after a moment, "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
Johnny replied, "Pockets."
Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Johnny: "Pants"
Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K', It means a lot of excitement?"
Johnny: "Firetruck!"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,
"Put Johnny in the fifth grade, I missed the last four questions myself."
Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!"
The teacher had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office. While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions are explained to him and he agrees to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Johnny: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Johnny: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grader should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her,
"I think Johnny can go to the third grade."
The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Johnny both agree. The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Johnny, after a moment, "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
Johnny replied, "Pockets."
Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Johnny: "Pants"
Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K', It means a lot of excitement?"
Johnny: "Firetruck!"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,
"Put Johnny in the fifth grade, I missed the last four questions myself."
Nov 5, 2018 19:09:35 #
olddutch wrote:
Little Johnny was walking home after watching a John Wayne movie, and sees little Mary playing in her front yard.. He walks up to her, grabs her Shoulder and says, "I want what I want when I want it", Little Mary says,"You will get what you want when I get it"..
huh
Nov 12, 2018 20:08:13 #
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