Poor Bob!
Aug 6, 2012 10:37:41 #
Bob was in a lot of trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed, and started to give him the business.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Aug 6, 2012 12:23:38 #
Aug 6, 2012 12:32:48 #
Your joke of 0 to 200 in seconds was so funny. I laughed for a good 2 minutes and I have not laughed for a while. It lightened my day. Thank you.
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Aug 6, 2012 12:52:29 #
yvonne wrote:
Your joke of 0 to 200 in seconds was so funny. I laughed for a good 2 minutes and I have not laughed for a while. It lightened my day. Thank you.
My pleasure
Aug 6, 2012 14:04:24 #
MT Shooter wrote:
Bob was in a lot of trouble. He forgot his wedding... (show quote)
Thanks for the reminder. Today IS my anniversary.
Aug 6, 2012 17:56:22 #
Aug 6, 2012 17:59:38 #
Thanks MT ... I'll remember that when my time comes and know what NOT to do. hehehhe
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Aug 6, 2012 18:08:13 #
djmills wrote:
quote=MT Shooter Bob was in a lot of trouble. He ... (show quote)
DON'T give her a scale!!
Aug 6, 2012 18:15:09 #
Aug 6, 2012 20:24:37 #
Aug 7, 2012 07:02:40 #
Cloteal(pronounce the way it is spelled CLO Teal)
Boudreaux's wife came home from the doctor one day,
and she was telling Boudreaux how the doctor check
her blood preasure and her hearing and was amazed at
her good health. Well Broudreaux couldn't take her
bragging any longer and ask her" Cloteal what the
dctor had to say about that big ass of your's"
in which Cloteal replied "Why Broudreaux he never even
mentioned your name!"
Boudreaux's wife came home from the doctor one day,
and she was telling Boudreaux how the doctor check
her blood preasure and her hearing and was amazed at
her good health. Well Broudreaux couldn't take her
bragging any longer and ask her" Cloteal what the
dctor had to say about that big ass of your's"
in which Cloteal replied "Why Broudreaux he never even
mentioned your name!"
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Aug 7, 2012 08:11:07 #
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Aug 7, 2012 08:47:59 #
oldmalky
Loc: West Midlands,England.
djmills wrote:
quote=MT Shooter Bob was in a lot of trouble. He ... (show quote)
Great joke MT and happy anniversary DJM :thumbup:
Aug 7, 2012 09:01:16 #
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