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Oct 27, 2018 09:50:06   #
J-SPEIGHT Loc: Akron, Ohio
 
Treepusher wrote:
Dark Lady Kimberly went on the attack in the early hours of the morning today. Halloween was near enough to raise the dead, so she cast a resurrection spell on her long-deceased Rumanian grandmother (shown here) and asked if she could take some time from her busy schedule to do a little haunting. Being so recently resurrected, her grandmother admitted she nothing much else going on, so she agreed. She located the Nanookian miniaturized submarine fleet in record time, and appeared in each and every periscope.

The sub crews were so terrorized that they scuttled their entire fleet and rowed to shore in teeny tiny life rafts (I'd have shown them, too, but before I could get a shot, in a final act of irony, Ministry of Mayhem seagull lookalikes milling about at the shoreline and previously programmed as feeder drones mistook the teeny tiny rafts for shrimp and ate them).

The Martian sent a note of thanks to Dark Lady Kimberly, and so as not to appear overly cheap, he paid for a wreath to be laid at her grandmother's grave.

Another happy ending for all. Except possibly the miniaturized Nanookian submarine crews now stuck inside the feeder drones. But not to worry, the Martian has directed Ministy engineers to work on getting them out. After lunch.

Happy Halloween!
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Nice image Randy. I think I dated her once upon a time 😯

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Oct 27, 2018 12:51:49   #
jpgto Loc: North East Tennessee
 
Lordy, lordy......
Ah.....just a bit scary!

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Oct 27, 2018 14:56:02   #
JoAnneK01 Loc: Lahaina, Hawaii
 
A very lovely lady she is. A perfect date for someone on Hollows Eve. Mahalo for sharing.

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Oct 27, 2018 15:05:07   #
Dixiegirl Loc: Alabama gulf coast
 
Yikes! Looks like she's been to my periodontist. lol

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Oct 27, 2018 16:37:02   #
Hal81 Loc: Bucks County, Pa.
 
I hope her face don't fall off before Halloween. I see you already replaced her nose.

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Oct 27, 2018 18:05:25   #
rmalarz Loc: Tempe, Arizona
 
Good heavens!!!
--Bob
Treepusher wrote:
Dark Lady Kimberly went on the attack in the early hours of the morning today. Halloween was near enough to raise the dead, so she cast a resurrection spell on her long-deceased Rumanian grandmother (shown here) and asked if she could take some time from her busy schedule to do a little haunting. Being so recently resurrected, her grandmother admitted she nothing much else going on, so she agreed. She located the Nanookian miniaturized submarine fleet in record time, and appeared in each and every periscope.

The sub crews were so terrorized that they scuttled their entire fleet and rowed to shore in teeny tiny life rafts (I'd have shown them, too, but before I could get a shot, in a final act of irony, Ministry of Mayhem seagull lookalikes milling about at the shoreline and previously programmed as feeder drones mistook the teeny tiny rafts for shrimp and ate them).

The Martian sent a note of thanks to Dark Lady Kimberly, and so as not to appear overly cheap, he paid for a wreath to be laid at her grandmother's grave.

Another happy ending for all. Except possibly the miniaturized Nanookian submarine crews now stuck inside the feeder drones. But not to worry, the Martian has directed Ministy engineers to work on getting them out. After lunch.

Happy Halloween!
Dark Lady Kimberly went on the attack in the early... (show quote)

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Oct 27, 2018 18:25:08   #
Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts
 
markngolf wrote:
Incredible, Randy!! Thanks for your creativity and "story telling".
Mark


Thanks, Mark. A bit extreme, in this case, but quite appropriate for my Halloween offering this year, lol. The shot is actually Madame P with a bit of creative editing. Glad you enjoyed it.

Thanks for the kind comments and your visit, always much appreciated!

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Oct 27, 2018 18:28:47   #
Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts
 
Thanks, DragonsLady. The kitties scattered to the winds when they got a look at Madame P doing her audition for 'Walking Dead,' lol. But she makes an outstanding dead Rumanian grandmother, don't you think?

And she claims she can't act! LOL

Thanks for your fun comments and visit, always very much appreciated!

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Oct 27, 2018 18:30:49   #
Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts
 
J-SPEIGHT wrote:
Nice image Randy. I think I dated her once upon a time 😯


Thanks, Jack. Madame P looks a lot better most of the time. Just caught her without her usual makeup here, lol. Glad you enjoyed the shot and didn't go running in terror yourself!

Thanks for the fun comments and visit, always much appreciated!

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Oct 27, 2018 19:34:25   #
Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts
 
jpgto wrote:
Lordy, lordy......
Ah.....just a bit scary!


Thanks, Jeff. I think this is proof positive that beauty is only skin deep. Anything below that isn't so pretty, lol.

Glad you didn't run screaming.

Thanks for the fun comments and your visit, always much appreciated!

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Oct 27, 2018 19:49:32   #
Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts
 
JoAnneK01 wrote:
A very lovely lady she is. A perfect date for someone on Hollows Eve. Mahalo for sharing.


Thanks, JoAnne. I love going out with this lady. Sure, a few people stare and tell me there are prettier girls out there, but once I mention what a good cook she is, they nod sagely and go on their way. Quickly.

Thanks for your fun comments and visit, they're very much appreciated! Happy Halloween!

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Oct 27, 2018 19:54:24   #
Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts
 
Dixiegirl wrote:
Yikes! Looks like she's been to my periodontist. lol


Thanks, Donna. One of the things I like best about Madame P is her smile. Her...big...toothy...smile... LOL

Thanks for the laugh and your visit, always very much appreciated!

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Oct 27, 2018 20:16:52   #
Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts
 
Hal81 wrote:
I hope her face don't fall off before Halloween. I see you already replaced her nose.


Not a problem, Hal. I have plenty of duct tape and glue. LOL

Thanks for the laugh and your visit, always much appreciated!

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Oct 27, 2018 20:30:18   #
Treepusher Loc: Kingston, Massachusetts
 
rmalarz wrote:
Good heavens!!!
--Bob


Thanks, Bob. Folks sometimes ask what it is I see in Madame P, despite her obvious good looks. I think her ability to part a crowd like the Red Sea has to be near the top of the list. Wherever we go, we never have to wait. Even long lines at sporting events and restaurants melt away magically at our approach.

LOL


Thanks for the laugh and your visit, always very much appreciated. Happy Halloween!

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Oct 27, 2018 20:49:32   #
jpgto Loc: North East Tennessee
 
Treepusher wrote:
Thanks, Jeff. I think this is proof positive that beauty is only skin deep. Anything below that isn't so pretty, lol.

Glad you didn't run screaming.

Thanks for the fun comments and your visit, always much appreciated!


Still hiding under my blankie! LOL


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