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Oct 23, 2018 14:51:02   #
rmalarz Loc: Tempe, Arizona
 
He just sent me this text.

You will not believe what just happened... I stopped at 7-11...When I walked up i noticed these 2 police officers drinking coffee and watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas... I saw her & thought, "This woman didn't have any common sense & was she stupid especially with two officers right there watching her?!"
But anyway, I went in and got my pop. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming. I looked outside and the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm around in the cops were trying to putt the fire out with their coffees!! YES, THEIR COFFEES!...Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the back of the police car.... being the nosy person that I am, I asked one of the officers what they were arresting her for.. The cop looked me dead in my eyes and said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"

--Bob

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Oct 23, 2018 14:54:42   #
UTMike Loc: South Jordan, UT
 
Ouch!! Bob, Bob, Bob ----

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Oct 23, 2018 15:05:57   #
rmalarz Loc: Tempe, Arizona
 
I know. Sorry.
--Bob
UTMike wrote:
Ouch!! Bob, Bob, Bob ----

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Oct 23, 2018 15:12:18   #
PH CIB
 
Hmmm,,,Very Funny,,,,Maybe I show be carrying around concealed a Flame Thrower instead of a Glock !!!

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Oct 23, 2018 15:38:04   #
Rose42
 
That's so bad its funny.

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Oct 23, 2018 20:57:36   #
kpmac Loc: Ragley, La
 
I didn't see that coming.

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Oct 24, 2018 05:31:29   #
cmc4214 Loc: S.W. Pennsylvania
 
rmalarz wrote:
He just sent me this text.

You will not believe what just happened... I stopped at 7-11...When I walked up i noticed these 2 police officers drinking coffee and watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas... I saw her & thought, "This woman didn't have any common sense & was she stupid especially with two officers right there watching her?!"
But anyway, I went in and got my pop. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming. I looked outside and the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm around in the cops were trying to putt the fire out with their coffees!! YES, THEIR COFFEES!...Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the back of the police car.... being the nosy person that I am, I asked one of the officers what they were arresting her for.. The cop looked me dead in my eyes and said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"

--Bob
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I think I would give it back

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Oct 24, 2018 07:11:59   #
biry
 
That has got to be a blue ribbon groaner. Well done!!

Bill

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Oct 24, 2018 07:37:54   #
joehel2 Loc: Cherry Hill, NJ
 
Made me laugh out loud. 😊😊😊

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Oct 24, 2018 08:19:45   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 
Groan!

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Oct 24, 2018 08:46:48   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Yes, that can be a very dangerous situation - "waving a firearm" - especially around a gas pump. : )

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Oct 24, 2018 08:56:15   #
Stash Loc: South Central Massachusetts
 
That one needs a groaner alert

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Oct 24, 2018 09:06:07   #
dennis2146 Loc: Eastern Idaho
 
rmalarz wrote:
He just sent me this text.

You will not believe what just happened... I stopped at 7-11...When I walked up i noticed these 2 police officers drinking coffee and watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas... I saw her & thought, "This woman didn't have any common sense & was she stupid especially with two officers right there watching her?!"
But anyway, I went in and got my pop. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming. I looked outside and the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm around in the cops were trying to putt the fire out with their coffees!! YES, THEIR COFFEES!...Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the back of the police car.... being the nosy person that I am, I asked one of the officers what they were arresting her for.. The cop looked me dead in my eyes and said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"

--Bob
He just sent me this text. br br You will not be... (show quote)


You made that up!!! Cute though.

A story that goes around California law enforcement circles from time to time is two Highway Patrolmen investigating a very brutal vehicle accident scene. Body parts are abundant. One looks at the other and says, What's that up in the road, a head?

Dennis

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Oct 24, 2018 09:43:21   #
Jimmy T Loc: Virginia
 
Bob: Ya got me too!!!

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Oct 24, 2018 09:57:25   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
They should have thanked her for heating up their coffee.

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