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You will not believe what just happened... I stopped at 7-11...When I walked up i noticed these 2 police officers drinking coffee and watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas... I saw her & thought, "This woman didn't have any common sense & was she stupid especially with two officers right there watching her?!"
But anyway, I went in and got my pop. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming. I looked outside and the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm around in the cops were trying to putt the fire out with their coffees!! YES, THEIR COFFEES!...Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the back of the police car.... being the nosy person that I am, I asked one of the officers what they were arresting her for.. The cop looked me dead in my eyes and said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"
--Bob
Ouch!! Bob, Bob, Bob ----
Hmmm,,,Very Funny,,,,Maybe I show be carrying around concealed a Flame Thrower instead of a Glock !!!
I didn't see that coming.
rmalarz wrote:
He just sent me this text.
You will not believe what just happened... I stopped at 7-11...When I walked up i noticed these 2 police officers drinking coffee and watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas... I saw her & thought, "This woman didn't have any common sense & was she stupid especially with two officers right there watching her?!"
But anyway, I went in and got my pop. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming. I looked outside and the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm around in the cops were trying to putt the fire out with their coffees!! YES, THEIR COFFEES!...Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the back of the police car.... being the nosy person that I am, I asked one of the officers what they were arresting her for.. The cop looked me dead in my eyes and said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"
--Bob
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I think I would give it back
That has got to be a blue ribbon groaner. Well done!!
Bill
Made me laugh out loud. 😊😊😊
Yes, that can be a very dangerous situation - "waving a firearm" - especially around a gas pump. : )
Stash
Loc: South Central Massachusetts
rmalarz wrote:
He just sent me this text.
You will not believe what just happened... I stopped at 7-11...When I walked up i noticed these 2 police officers drinking coffee and watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas... I saw her & thought, "This woman didn't have any common sense & was she stupid especially with two officers right there watching her?!"
But anyway, I went in and got my pop. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming. I looked outside and the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm around in the cops were trying to putt the fire out with their coffees!! YES, THEIR COFFEES!...Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the back of the police car.... being the nosy person that I am, I asked one of the officers what they were arresting her for.. The cop looked me dead in my eyes and said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"
--Bob
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You made that up!!! Cute though.
A story that goes around California law enforcement circles from time to time is two Highway Patrolmen investigating a very brutal vehicle accident scene. Body parts are abundant. One looks at the other and says, What's that up in the road, a head?
Dennis
They should have thanked her for heating up their coffee.
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