85 year old's physical
Oct 18, 2018 08:13:18 #
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked!
"You asked your neighbor?" said the doctor.
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked!
"You asked your neighbor?" said the doctor.
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
Oct 18, 2018 08:33:11 #
junglejim1949 wrote:
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for... (show quote)
Should've had a youngster try it. (Of legal age, of course.)
Oct 18, 2018 12:20:46 #
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Oct 19, 2018 07:49:31 #
jerryc41 wrote:
Sounds like it was a child-proof jar. : )
Apparently it is working. The fine print does state "Effective for Second and further childhoods only".
Oct 19, 2018 12:32:54 #
Oct 19, 2018 17:29:07 #
Oct 19, 2018 18:19:54 #
I thought you were going to tell this one:
82 year old Morris goes to the doctor for his annual physical. Because he is hard of hearing his wife always goes along to assist.
When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man,
"I need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The old man looks at his wife and yells,
"WHAT? What’d he say? What's he want?"
His wife yells back,
"Give him your shorts."
82 year old Morris goes to the doctor for his annual physical. Because he is hard of hearing his wife always goes along to assist.
When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man,
"I need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The old man looks at his wife and yells,
"WHAT? What’d he say? What's he want?"
His wife yells back,
"Give him your shorts."
Oct 19, 2018 18:32:21 #
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