Just for the women
Oct 14, 2018 11:06:34 #
Oct 15, 2018 05:37:57 #
Oct 15, 2018 07:47:14 #
Oct 15, 2018 08:38:55 #
I remember seeing on a late night talk show (quite a while ago!), the female guest had recently had a baby. One of the male guests congratulated her and the said something like 'I cannot imagine the pain that a woman feels while she is delivering a baby'. The woman replied: 'I can probably give you some idea what it feels like. Pull out your upper lip as far as it will go'. The man did so. The woman said:' Now, pull it over your head'. He got the point.
Oct 15, 2018 10:47:18 #
02Nomad wrote:
I remember seeing on a late night talk show (quite a while ago!), the female guest had recently had a baby. One of the male guests congratulated her and the said something like 'I cannot imagine the pain that a woman feels while she is delivering a baby'. The woman replied: 'I can probably give you some idea what it feels like. Pull out your upper lip as far as it will go'. The man did so. The woman said:' Now, pull it over your head'. He got the point.
And staple it to the back of your neck. Is how I heard it. But I get the idea.
Oct 15, 2018 11:13:03 #
Oct 15, 2018 11:26:10 #
olddutch
Loc: Beloit, Wisconsin
You often have heard just after a woman has had a baby that she would like to have another one but that is never mentioned after a Male have received a kick to the “dangling participles” so I wonder which is perfect painful ???
Oct 15, 2018 12:33:36 #
Huey Driver wrote:
Just for the women
Its just like :"How cold is the water?", answer" ...an inch to the inside!
Oct 15, 2018 13:07:00 #
Oct 15, 2018 13:57:42 #
Of course we can always compare that with your first meeting with a kidney stone - have had some women tell me the experience is pretty close!!
Oct 15, 2018 15:11:44 #
CJ2 wrote:
Of course we can always compare that with your first meeting with a kidney stone - have had some women tell me the experience is pretty close!!
While passing a couple kidney stone in the hospital ER with only a curtain separating the cubicles I heard the lady next one over say after many unmentionable words, "slhit that's worse than having a baby, at least contractions start and stop and that damn stone once it started never did stop until I passed it".
Oct 15, 2018 20:54:14 #
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