My Job Search
Oct 12, 2018 00:51:33 #
akretiree
Loc: Anchorage
My job search
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned . Couldn't concentrate .
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe .
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it.... I couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
13. After many years of trying to find steady work , I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.
15 .SO, I TRIED
RETIREMENT
AND I FOUND IāM PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned . Couldn't concentrate .
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe .
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it.... I couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
13. After many years of trying to find steady work , I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.
15 .SO, I TRIED
RETIREMENT
AND I FOUND IāM PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
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Oct 13, 2018 09:45:49 #
olemikey
Loc: 6 mile creek, Spacecoast Florida
akretiree wrote:
My job search
15 .SO, I TRIED
RETIREMENT
AND I FOUND IāM PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
15 .SO, I TRIED
RETIREMENT
AND I FOUND IāM PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
I fit right in with this job!!!
Oct 13, 2018 11:30:06 #
I got a job as a photographer but I was fired because I couldn't focus. 
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Oct 13, 2018 12:33:44 #
Amielee
Loc: Eastern Washington State
phlash46 wrote:
Very good. I also had a couple of jobs that did not work out. I was an apprentice shepherd but got fired. Every time they sent me out to count the sheep I fell asleep. Then I got a job stomping grapes in a winery but got fired for sitting down on the job.
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