Man of the House: The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be "The Man Of Your House." He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on...

02Nomad Loc: Catonsville, MD

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be

"The Man Of Your House."

He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you
need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.

After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You wil wash my
back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my
feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

The wife replied, "The frickin' funeral director would be my first guess."

MSW

hey, what was the last thing Jonnie saw after he beat up Jean?
muzzle flash

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

newtoyou Loc: Eastport

02Nomad wrote:

The husband had just finished reading a new book e... (show quote)

That was not funny when it was posted only a month or so ago. Might have been you then, too. I agree that general chit chat gives one licence, but I feel that there should be a limit to just how banal and juvenile a level will be expected and accepted in the humour department.
Thank you.
Bill

Architect1776 Loc: In my mind

02Nomad wrote:

The husband had just finished reading a new book e... (show quote)

DirtFarmer Loc: Escaped from the NYC area, back to MA

(1) I heard that joke probably 40 years ago
(2) It probably wouldn't have been the funeral director that dressed the guy. The funeral director directs. He has someone else to do the grunt work.

phlash46 Loc: Westchester County, New York

newtoyou wrote:

That was not funny when it was posted only a month or so ago. Might have been you then, too. I agree that general chit chat gives one licence, but I feel that there should be a limit to just how banal and juvenile a level will be expected and accepted in the humour department.
Thank you.
Bill

Then don't read his jokes anymore...

Terry

Get a life Bill. We need a laugh now a days and I did chuckle Thanks

mwoods222 Loc: Newburg N.Y,

Funny

jaycoffman Loc: San Diego

I guess I'm out of it but I thought it was funny. It reminds me of an old Bloom County strip. Man marches into living room and orders his wife to, "Burn me a steak women!" Next scene man is in kitchen wearing a little frilly apron reading a label, "Put tater tots in oven."

Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas

Funny!!

waldron7 Loc: State of Confusion

newtoyou wrote:

That was not funny when it was posted only a month or so ago. Might have been you then, too. I agree that general chit chat gives one licence, but I feel that there should be a limit to just how banal and juvenile a level will be expected and accepted in the humour department.
Thank you.
Bill

Sounds like you woke up on the wrong side of the planet. Lighten up!

hookedupin2005 Loc: Northwestern New Mexico

newtoyou wrote:

That was not funny when it was posted only a month or so ago. Might have been you then, too. I agree that general chit chat gives one licence, but I feel that there should be a limit to just how banal and juvenile a level will be expected and accepted in the humour department.
Thank you.
Bill

Get off your high horse, and use your soapbox for something other than bringing negativity into an area that is usually used to put a bit of fun and sunshine into people's lives here at UHH.

Merlin1300 Loc: New England, But Now & Forever SoTX

My bride cooks (and is amazing

)
I do the dishes, and am amazing.

NO-ONE loads a dishwasher better than me.

Paladin48 Loc: Orlando

phlash46 wrote:

Then don't read his jokes anymore...

Just Sayin'