Kids say.... I mean...
write the darndest things
sb
Loc: Florida's East Coast
Improper use of a question mark.
I remember Art Linkletter's "Kids say the darndest things" books, compiled from that segment of his shows (not too sure; I know he was on TV because I've seen the shows, but was he on radio before that?). There was a cute little 6 or 7 year old girl on one time who told him she wanted to be a nurse when she grew up, so Mr. Linkletter asked her a few "what if?" questions; the one that got a pretty good laugh from the audience was when he asked her "What would you do if I had a hole in my head?", to which she immediately replied "I'd put a cork in it."
Reminds me of my four year old nephew in a doctor's waiting room with my sister. He had a stuffed mouse with him. Showed it to his mom and said "Mom, look at the mouse's ass." To which my sister responded in hopes to correct his error to the other waiting room personnel: "I see the mouse's eyes Buster." To which Buster responded "Mom, I said his ass, not his eyes."
BBurns
Loc: South Bay, California
sjb3 wrote:
I remember Art Linkletter's "Kids say the darndest things" .........TV Show.....
Mr. Linkletter asked an 8 year old boy what his daddy did. The boy said his dad was overseas in the Army.
Art asked the boy if he was the man of the house and protected his Mom. The boy said, Yes.
Art asked if he slept with his Mom.
The boy said, "Yes, except on Thursdays when uncle Harry comes over."
I bet the teacher grading the paper, got a kick out of it!
Mr. Linkletter asked an 8 year old boy what his daddy did. The boy said his dad was overseas in the Army.
Art asked the boy if he was the man of the house and protected his Mom. The boy said, Yes.
Art asked if he slept with his Mom.
The boy said, "Yes, except on Thursdays when uncle Harry comes over." AND I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR!
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