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After a quick 18, females shouldn't read this
Sep 26, 2018 21:44:39   #
Swede Loc: Trail, BC Canada
 
This man brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at6:30, 
after enjoying a day of golf and post-round cocktails.

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed,listening to the tirade.

"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is an f-ingmess, and the dishes aren't done.

I'm completely exhausted! I didn't get enough sleep last night.  Can't you see I'm still in my f***ing pyjamas?

I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!

Why the f*** did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid asshole?"
S
"Because he's thinking of getting married.

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Sep 27, 2018 03:23:31   #
Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England
 
Ha Ha...

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Sep 27, 2018 06:04:39   #
dasher123 Loc: Gulf Coast... Paradise!!!!
 
That's great!!!.being still single & 65.....mind you turned down at least 4 proposals (one of which shoulda, could've, might ought've!!!.....oh yea, denied once (thankfully!).......I know ...need to know basis...oh well....That' still really,really great!

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Sep 27, 2018 08:03:43   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 
Yep!

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Sep 27, 2018 08:20:00   #
Chris
 
I laid down the law with my husband when it came to his golf. Told him he could only play on days that end with a "Y"

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Sep 27, 2018 08:28:40   #
dodgerm37 Loc: N.E. Ohio
 
Now that's a true friend!

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Sep 27, 2018 11:24:53   #
jayluber Loc: Phoenix, AZ
 
Damn.. wish I had met him and played golf with him 13 years ago!!!!!!!

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Sep 27, 2018 11:52:39   #
Swede Loc: Trail, BC Canada
 
jayluber wrote:
Damn.. wish I had met him and played golf with him 13 years ago!!!!!!!


I'd bet "she" doesn't read UHH

Swede

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Sep 27, 2018 11:54:06   #
Swede Loc: Trail, BC Canada
 
Chris wrote:
I laid down the law with my husband when it came to his golf. Told him he could only play on days that end with a "Y"


Do you have a sister

Swede

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Sep 27, 2018 13:54:12   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Ah, yes! "Think of..."

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Sep 27, 2018 13:56:08   #
Vince68 Loc: Wappingers Falls, NY
 
Swede wrote:
This man brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at6:30, 
after enjoying a day of golf and post-round cocktails.

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed,listening to the tirade.

"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is an f-ingmess, and the dishes aren't done.

I'm completely exhausted! I didn't get enough sleep last night.  Can't you see I'm still in my f***ing pyjamas?

I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!

Why the f*** did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid asshole?"
S
"Because he's thinking of getting married.
This man brings his best golf buddy home, unannoun... (show quote)


LMAO

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