Swede
Loc: Trail, BC Canada
This man brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at6:30,
after enjoying a day of golf and post-round cocktails.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed,listening to the tirade.
"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is an f-ingmess, and the dishes aren't done.
I'm completely exhausted! I didn't get enough sleep last night. Can't you see I'm still in my f***ing pyjamas?
I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!
Why the f*** did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid asshole?"
S
"Because he's thinking of getting married.
That's great!!!.being still single & 65.....mind you turned down at least 4 proposals (one of which shoulda, could've, might ought've!!!.....oh yea, denied once (thankfully!).......I know ...need to know basis...oh well....That' still really,really great!
I laid down the law with my husband when it came to his golf. Told him he could only play on days that end with a "Y"
Now that's a true friend!
Damn.. wish I had met him and played golf with him 13 years ago!!!!!!!
Swede
Loc: Trail, BC Canada
jayluber wrote:
Damn.. wish I had met him and played golf with him 13 years ago!!!!!!!
I'd bet "she" doesn't read UHH
Swede
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