How do I get to heaven? From 2007 HOW DO YOU GET INTO HEAVEN? I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven. I asked...

Swede Loc: Trail, BC Canada

From 2007

HOW DO YOU GET INTO HEAVEN?

I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they
understood the concept of getting to Heaven.
I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale
and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?"

"NO!" the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept
everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "NO!" By now I was starting to smile. Hey,
this was fun! "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to
all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into
Heaven?" I asked them again.

Again, they all answered, "NO!" I was just bursting with pride for them.
Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

A six-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE F*CKIN' DEAD!

Swede

Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England

Lol..

DragonsLady Loc: Los Alamos, NM

Burst THAT bubble, didn't they?

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

Wisdom!

alby Loc: very eastern pa.

best one for in quite a while..... thanks

gerdog

That's the real problem. Everyone wants to get into heaven, but no one wants to die.
I remember a story once about NASA engineers talking to kids about the difficulty in designing a pen that would write in zero gravity. Then a young girl spoke up and said, "Why don't they just use a pencil?" The engineers just looked at each other, speechless.

dborengasser

I agree you currently need td die to get into heaven, however you can receive a guarantee of future entry now.

nanaval Loc: Cornwall

speters Loc: Grangeville/Idaho

Swede wrote:

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DJphoto Loc: SF Bay Area

gerdog wrote:

That's the real problem. Everyone wants to get into heaven, but no one wants to die.
I remember a story once about NASA engineers talking to kids about the difficulty in designing a pen that would write in zero gravity. Then a young girl spoke up and said, "Why don't they just use a pencil?" The engineers just looked at each other, speechless.

I think that's what the Soviets actually did.

DickC Loc: NE Washington state

LOL Swede,

DAVE FISHING Loc: Phoenix,Arizona

gerdog wrote:

That's the real problem. Everyone wants to get into heaven, but no one wants to die.
I remember a story once about NASA engineers talking to kids about the difficulty in designing a pen that would write in zero gravity. Then a young girl spoke up and said, "Why don't they just use a pencil?" The engineers just looked at each other, speechless.