Dirty joke
Sep 20, 2018 06:35:47 #
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant say's "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He get's her name address etc. and then asks, What's your occupation?"
"I'm a prostitute, " She say's The accountant is somewhat taken aback and say's, "Lets try to rephrase that."
The woman say's , "Okay, I'm a high end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again"
The y both think for a munute, then the woman sat's, I'm an elite poultry farmer."
The accountant asks "What does poultry farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well I raised a thousand cocks last year."
"Poultry farmer it is."
The accountant say's "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He get's her name address etc. and then asks, What's your occupation?"
"I'm a prostitute, " She say's The accountant is somewhat taken aback and say's, "Lets try to rephrase that."
The woman say's , "Okay, I'm a high end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again"
The y both think for a munute, then the woman sat's, I'm an elite poultry farmer."
The accountant asks "What does poultry farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well I raised a thousand cocks last year."
"Poultry farmer it is."
Sep 20, 2018 06:49:16 #
Sep 20, 2018 07:14:36 #
Sep 20, 2018 07:19:29 #
Another occupational title to be considered is used in the Middle East and Asia. Prostitutes are referred to as sex workers. Political correctness has spread everywhere!
Sep 20, 2018 10:34:03 #
Sep 21, 2018 12:31:52 #
Having been in this situation I can relate. Didn't go with poultry farmer, however.
Sep 21, 2018 14:54:43 #
Sep 21, 2018 20:37:56 #
Al Freeedman wrote:
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tell... (show quote)
It could be funnier if you would check your spelling and grammar... For Heaven's sake please help us out............. I don't even want to forward something as awful as this because of the time it takes to correct everything .........
Sep 24, 2018 05:34:31 #
Tomcat,
I am so sorry for the errors. I'm sure you have never made any. I hope you were able to get through it and at lease crack a smile,
or do you want me to re-send it corrected?
Captain Al
I am so sorry for the errors. I'm sure you have never made any. I hope you were able to get through it and at lease crack a smile,
or do you want me to re-send it corrected?
Captain Al
Sep 24, 2018 08:55:12 #
Al Freeedman wrote:
Tomcat,
I am so sorry for the errors. I'm sure you have never made any. I hope you were able to get through it and at lease crack a smile,
or do you want me to re-send it corrected?
Captain Al
I am so sorry for the errors. I'm sure you have never made any. I hope you were able to get through it and at lease crack a smile,
or do you want me to re-send it corrected?
Captain Al
"at least, crack a smile"---not "lease".
I think sometimes the problem is that we all type too fast and the aggravating spell checker anticipates what it thinks the word should be and enters the word that we don't want. So I know that I am extra careful now in proofreading my texts. So all that I ask of the world is to take that extra time and proofread what you type and if you aren't sure of the grammar, then spend a little more time getting it correct before you send something out. I don't think that it is too much to ask of people to be precise and grammatically correct because a poorly written paragraph sends a message that a person just doesn't care about how they sound.
As for me, occasionally I do make a mistake, but I would like to think that my correspondence is at least 99.8% correct. And yes, you should re-type the joke and send it out again. I could not find the humor in it because, being a former teacher, all I could do was shudder at the mistakes.....
Sep 24, 2018 14:58:23 #
A woman went to get a tooth polled. She told the Dr. She had less pain having a baby. He replied "Let me know what you want so I know how to adjust the chair".
Sep 24, 2018 16:20:21 #
Hal81 wrote:
A woman went to get a tooth polled. She told the Dr. She had less pain having a baby. He replied "Let me know what you want so I know how to adjust the chair".
could be funnier if it were grammatically correct and not misspelled....
Sep 25, 2018 11:39:30 #
Might have known you were an ex teacher. Should read and understand the content and not the spelling.
You don't make friends correcting everyone spelling.
The joke was sent exactly the way I received it. There is a saying in German that I will translate for you.
You are a "word eater".
Captain AL
You don't make friends correcting everyone spelling.
The joke was sent exactly the way I received it. There is a saying in German that I will translate for you.
You are a "word eater".
Captain AL
Sep 25, 2018 14:59:29 #
Al Freeedman wrote:
Might have known you were an ex teacher. Should read and understand the content and not the spelling.
You don't make friends correcting everyone spelling.
The joke was sent exactly the way I received it. There is a saying in German that I will translate for you.
You are a "word eater".
Captain AL
You don't make friends correcting everyone spelling.
The joke was sent exactly the way I received it. There is a saying in German that I will translate for you.
You are a "word eater".
Captain AL
See, that's the problem Cap'n. Anything that I forward, I HAVE to correct. I'm not sending things out that are not perfect because it would reflect on my intelligence, so it has to be correct. I'm not out to make friends or sooth anyone's feelings---get it right! And by the way, you left the possessive "s" off of "everyone"--it should be "everyone's".....
Sep 25, 2018 17:02:13 #
You are going to spend lots of time correcting posts, as there are errors in just about all of them.
Why don't you just read the post's and forget about correcting "papers" I'm sure you are smart enough to get the meaning of them.
I'm sure you have better things to do.
Captain Al
Why don't you just read the post's and forget about correcting "papers" I'm sure you are smart enough to get the meaning of them.
I'm sure you have better things to do.
Captain Al
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