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Sep 17, 2018 15:17:30 #
A Godfather, a lawyer, and an accountant
This is the story of a mafia godfather, along with his accountant and his lawyer. The Godfather asks the accountant:
- Where are the $ 3 million that you laundered?
The accountant does not answer. The godfather raises the tone:
- Where are the 3 million ?? !!
The lawyer tells the Godfather:
- Do not get mad. He is deaf-mute. I will translate for you into sign language.
The lawyer talks to the accountant, who answers him with signs:
- I do not know what you're talking about.
The Godfather asks:
- What did he say?
- He does not know what you're talking about.
The Godfather pulls out his 9 millimeters, places it on the accountant's temple,
- Ask him again.
The lawyer translates,
The nervous accountant answers him in sign language:
- I hid it in a suitcase that I buried in my garden.
- What did he say? asks the Godfather.
The lawyer answers:
- He said f.....u, you do not have the balls to pull the trigger.
This is the story of a mafia godfather, along with his accountant and his lawyer. The Godfather asks the accountant:
- Where are the $ 3 million that you laundered?
The accountant does not answer. The godfather raises the tone:
- Where are the 3 million ?? !!
The lawyer tells the Godfather:
- Do not get mad. He is deaf-mute. I will translate for you into sign language.
The lawyer talks to the accountant, who answers him with signs:
- I do not know what you're talking about.
The Godfather asks:
- What did he say?
- He does not know what you're talking about.
The Godfather pulls out his 9 millimeters, places it on the accountant's temple,
- Ask him again.
The lawyer translates,
The nervous accountant answers him in sign language:
- I hid it in a suitcase that I buried in my garden.
- What did he say? asks the Godfather.
The lawyer answers:
- He said f.....u, you do not have the balls to pull the trigger.
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Sep 18, 2018 11:28:05 #
FRENCHY wrote:
Are you talking about a thieving accountant or a lying lawyer.Never trust them...
Sep 18, 2018 14:49:33 #
EdJ0307 wrote:
Are you talking about a thieving accountant or a lying lawyer.
If both are accused and found guilty why not
Sep 18, 2018 21:59:36 #
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Sep 19, 2018 14:45:16 #
That sounds like the lead-in to another joke. From his hospital bed, an old man tells his sons that he buried a suitcase full of money in the backyard. The sons dig up the whole yard and find nothing. The father returns from the hospital and find his yard dug up and ready for planting his vegetable garden.
That's not the exact joke, but that's the gist of it.
That's not the exact joke, but that's the gist of it.
Sep 20, 2018 10:47:56 #
jerryc41 wrote:
That sounds like the lead-in to another joke. From his hospital bed, an old man tells his sons that he buried a suitcase full of money in the backyard. The sons dig up the whole yard and find nothing. The father returns from the hospital and find his yard dug up and ready for planting his vegetable garden.
That's not the exact joke, but that's the gist of it.
That's not the exact joke, but that's the gist of it.
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