A morning smile.
Sep 10, 2018 10:53:20 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut"?
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said "About 2 hours". The guy left, but did not return that day.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut"?
The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.' The guy left and again, did not return that day.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half.' The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said 'Hey, Bob, do me a favor follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back later.’
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?'
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, 'Your house!
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said "About 2 hours". The guy left, but did not return that day.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut"?
The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.' The guy left and again, did not return that day.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half.' The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said 'Hey, Bob, do me a favor follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back later.’
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?'
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, 'Your house!
Sep 11, 2018 08:18:33 #
Sep 11, 2018 09:05:25 #
Sep 11, 2018 10:47:17 #
Sep 11, 2018 10:47:51 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
dpfoto wrote:
I wonder if the barber is married to MY ex...
Mine, too!
Sep 11, 2018 17:43:48 #
Sep 21, 2018 22:28:57 #
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