lbrande wrote:
“Flight Attendant”
“Yes, Sir?”
“I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I can’t see the in-flight movie and there are no window blinds so I can sleep. And, the internet doesn't work.”
“Captain, you have to land the airplane.”
Yeah, I always feel sorry for the pilot while I am crammed into that tiny seat with the guy in front of me reclined, trying to watch a repulsive movie. At least I don't have airline food to complain about. I have to bring my own.