Senior Mischief
Sep 3, 2018 13:25:01 #
Senior Mischief
My wife and I went into town to do some shopping. When we came out of our last store we noticed a cop writing a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, “come on man can’t you give a senior citizen a break?”
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an asshole. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn out tires. So my wife Jeannette called him a “shithead.”
He finished writing the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
He final finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We try to have a little fun each day now that we are retired. It is so important at our age!!!
My wife and I went into town to do some shopping. When we came out of our last store we noticed a cop writing a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, “come on man can’t you give a senior citizen a break?”
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an asshole. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn out tires. So my wife Jeannette called him a “shithead.”
He finished writing the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
He final finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We try to have a little fun each day now that we are retired. It is so important at our age!!!
Sep 3, 2018 13:31:23 #
Sep 4, 2018 07:41:05 #
junglejim1949 wrote:
Senior Mischief br br My wife and I went into tow... (show quote)
Good one, and I could see the punchline coming.
Sep 4, 2018 07:57:47 #
Sep 4, 2018 12:00:07 #
jerryc41 wrote:
I could see it coming also. Maybe because I saw this before. Good one, and I could see the punchline coming.
Sep 4, 2018 16:42:58 #
Sep 4, 2018 18:04:31 #
Sep 4, 2018 18:08:44 #
junglejim1949 wrote:
Senior Mischief br br My wife and I went into tow... (show quote)
I hope it wasn't MY car. I wonder what the police person did, assuming he/she saw them get on the bus?
Sep 4, 2018 21:58:34 #
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