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Sep 3, 2018 08:17:48   #
usnpilot Loc: Ft Myers Fl
 
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer
of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and
small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had
been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up,
stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning Alex.'

'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this? '

The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.'

Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked,

'Which service, the 8:30 or the 11:00?

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Sep 3, 2018 10:05:18   #
DAVE FISHING Loc: Phoenix,Arizona
 

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Sep 3, 2018 11:32:35   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 

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Sep 4, 2018 06:53:54   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Sep 4, 2018 07:36:31   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
usnpilot wrote:
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer
of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and
small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had
been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up,
stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning Alex.'

'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this? '

The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.'

Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked,

'Which service, the 8:30 or the 11:00?
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex... (show quote)



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Sep 4, 2018 09:00:04   #
WIZARDofJOZ Loc: Midwest
 
I could easily see that coming from the mouth of a six year old.

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Sep 4, 2018 12:27:59   #
jeep_daddy Loc: Prescott AZ
 
usnpilot wrote:
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer
of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and
small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had
been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up,
stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning Alex.'

'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this? '

The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.'

Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked,

'Which service, the 8:30 or the 11:00?
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex... (show quote)



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Sep 4, 2018 14:33:58   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
usnpilot wrote:
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer
of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and
small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had
been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up,
stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning Alex.'

'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this? '

The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.'

Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked,

'Which service, the 8:30 or the 11:00?
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex... (show quote)



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Sep 4, 2018 16:32:11   #
Daryl New Loc: Wellington,New Zealand
 
This is serious....lol

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Sep 4, 2018 18:06:34   #
gener202002
 
usnpilot wrote:
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer
of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and
small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had
been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up,
stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning Alex.'

'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this? '

The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.'

Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked,

'Which service, the 8:30 or the 11:00?
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex... (show quote)



I suppose a few died of boredom, allegorically speaking, of course.

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Sep 4, 2018 20:38:22   #
lmTrying Loc: WV Northern Panhandle
 
I expected a chuckle. Just didn't see it coming from that direction. Good one.

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Sep 5, 2018 13:22:57   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
Good one!!!

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Sep 15, 2018 13:09:23   #
DickC Loc: NE Washington state
 

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