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Sep 1, 2018 07:28:19   #
DIRTY HARRY Loc: Hartland, Michigan
 
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.  The wind was blowing 50 mph.   

I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.   

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'   

My loving wife of 20 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?'   

I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped fishing.

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Sep 1, 2018 07:32:10   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
DIRTY HARRY wrote:
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.  The wind was blowing 50 mph.   

I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.   

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'   

My loving wife of 20 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?'   

I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped fishing.
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, ... (show quote)



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Sep 1, 2018 07:36:23   #
Dngallagher Loc: Wilmington De.
 
DIRTY HARRY wrote:
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.  The wind was blowing 50 mph.   

I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.   

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'   

My loving wife of 20 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?'   

I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped fishing.
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, ... (show quote)


Good one!


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Sep 1, 2018 07:50:05   #
NJFrank Loc: New Jersey
 

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Sep 1, 2018 07:51:10   #
lcfarms
 
Laughing!!!!!

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Sep 1, 2018 07:51:32   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Sounds to me as if you are still fishing, Harry, just in a different location.
Good one!
Mark
DIRTY HARRY wrote:
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.  The wind was blowing 50 mph.   

I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.   

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'   

My loving wife of 20 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?'   

I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped fishing.
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, ... (show quote)

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Sep 1, 2018 07:52:04   #
TB4 Loc: TX
 
One of the few which made me laugh out loud!

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Sep 1, 2018 08:05:28   #
Tom G Loc: Atlanta, GA
 
DIRTY HARRY wrote:
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.  The wind was blowing 50 mph.   

I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.   

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'   

My loving wife of 20 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?'   

I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped fishing.
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, ... (show quote)



I had a wife like that once too. HAD is the "operative" word. Still fishing'...

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Sep 2, 2018 05:50:54   #
tcthome Loc: NJ
 

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Sep 2, 2018 07:35:32   #
MTG44 Loc: Corryton, Tennessee
 
Good story! I am going to have try that.

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Sep 2, 2018 08:23:49   #
Swamp-Cork Loc: Lanexa, Virginia
 

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Sep 2, 2018 09:33:00   #
Terrymac Loc: LONDON U.K.
 
A classic Harry. Thanks.

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Sep 2, 2018 09:35:25   #
Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
LOL, that's great.

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Sep 2, 2018 09:37:37   #
Ray and JoJo Loc: Florida--Tenneessee
 
Joey made the remark, from a woman's view, JUSTICE prevails!

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Sep 2, 2018 09:56:31   #
Cjdub Loc: Oregon
 
Now that’s funny!!

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