Spectre Loc: Bothell, Washington

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and an African walk into a fine restaurant.

"I'm sorry" says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group, "but you can't come in here without a Thai".

Diocletian

I was brushing my teeth when I read this and snorted toothpaste up my nose

Best one ever on this forum....

Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England

Ha Ha..nice one.

rmorrison1116 Loc: Near Valley Forge, Pennsylvania

I'm curious, did each person announce their country as they entered the restaurant or did the maitre d' come to a conclusion based on visual observation?

hookedupin2005 Loc: Northwestern New Mexico

"Groan!" But still a good one...👌👌

PhotoNat Loc: Santa Maria, CA

Since this IS a joke, I sincerely HOPE your question is meant as a lighthearted joke as well. Just saying.

DaveO Loc: Northeast CT

Booooo on you. There's always one, or two in this case. Just saying.

phlash46 Loc: Westchester County, New York

DonBonn

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Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States

Yes.

picsbywayne Loc: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

And we loved the Canadians so much that we let two (2) of them come?

rmorrison1116 Loc: Near Valley Forge, Pennsylvania

You are correct!

pbearperry Loc: Massachusetts

Good one.

rmalarz Loc: Tempe, Arizona

Apparently, you don't frequent high-end restaurants often. The maitre d' in those places are extremely skilled and capable.
--Bob

RolandDieter

The first variation of this joke that I saw had them all walking into a bar (and there was no maitre d' line after that). The caption underneath was " Leo Tolstoy tells a joke."