Eve's side of the story.
Aug 21, 2018 23:03:29 #
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything
is wonderful; but I have just one problem. It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two
out, and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes.
They're a real pain."
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc
she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced."
"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured
that you needed three, only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed; and God, once again, visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram, and the
cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a
mate, and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see.....where did I put that useless boob?"
Now doesn't that make more sense than all that crap about the rib?
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything
is wonderful; but I have just one problem. It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two
out, and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes.
They're a real pain."
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc
she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced."
"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured
that you needed three, only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed; and God, once again, visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram, and the
cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a
mate, and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see.....where did I put that useless boob?"
Now doesn't that make more sense than all that crap about the rib?
Aug 21, 2018 23:55:47 #
Aug 22, 2018 07:07:24 #
Hilarious. But I reported you yo the PC Police for this clearly sexist story!
Aug 22, 2018 07:16:25 #
alby
Loc: very eastern pa.
bedouin wrote:
Hilarious. But I reported you yo the PC Police for this clearly sexist story!
they will get back to you when they stop laughing.
Aug 22, 2018 07:53:58 #
Aug 22, 2018 08:36:03 #
I guess it would be better for your wife to call you a boob, than to refer to you as some other body part.
Aug 22, 2018 08:54:28 #
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Aug 23, 2018 11:24:36 #
Aug 23, 2018 13:07:22 #
pipesgt wrote:
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came ... (show quote)
None of that ever made sense anyway, whoever made up that crap, was not only a bad writer, but had a pretty screwed up imagination as well!
Apr 30, 2019 13:00:22 #
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