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Alimony Anyone? 😊😊
Aug 21, 2018 11:14:22   #
DJ Mills Loc: Idaho
 
A couple is before a divorce judge. The judge says: “And so Madam, I am going to find for you that you receive 400 dollars per week for the rest of your life or until such time that you remarry.”

And the husband says: “You know, judge, that’s so fair of you that I also shall throw in a couple of dollars.”

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Aug 21, 2018 11:32:50   #
blacks2 Loc: SF. Bay area
 
DJ Mills wrote:
A couple is before a divorce judge. The judge says: “And so Madam, I am going to find for you that you receive 400 dollars per week for the rest of your life or until such time that you remarry.”

And the husband says: “You know, judge, that’s so fair of you that I also shall throw in a couple of dollars.”



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Aug 21, 2018 11:42:51   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
DJ Mills wrote:
A couple is before a divorce judge. The judge says: “And so Madam, I am going to find for you that you receive 400 dollars per week for the rest of your life or until such time that you remarry.”

And the husband says: “You know, judge, that’s so fair of you that I also shall throw in a couple of dollars.”


"Contempt of court!"

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Aug 22, 2018 08:21:55   #
Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England
 
jerryc41 wrote:
"Contempt of court!"


Yes..it's now 500 a week!

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Aug 22, 2018 08:39:23   #
gerdog
 
And the dumb woman probably remarried the next day!

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Aug 22, 2018 14:37:19   #
BBurns Loc: South Bay, California
 
Judge: 'Are you showing contempt to my court?''

Husband: 'No, Sir. I am doing my damnedest to conceal it'

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