NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble
with one of her more precocious students.
The teacher asked, 'Harry, what exactly is your problem?'


Harry answered, ' I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'

Ms.Brooks finally had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained the situation to the principal. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he
was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he happily agreed to take the test.


Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'

Harry: '9..'

Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'

Harry: '36.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a bright 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her,
'Y’know I reckon Harry can go to the 3rdgrade'

But Ms. Brooks is still sceptical of the little bugger and says to the principal, 'Not so fast, let me ask him a few questions..'

The principal and Harry both agree.

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'

Harry, after a moment: 'Legs..'


Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!


Harry replied: 'Pockets..’ to the Principal’s great relief…..


Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'


Harry: 'Pants.'


By now, the principal is sitting forward with his mouth hanging open..

Ms.. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'

Now the principal's eyes open really wide and before he could intervene, Harry replied,'Bubble gum.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'

Harry: 'Shake hands.'

The principal is now trembling with apprehension as Ms. Brooks asks the last question……


Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' and indicates a great deal of heat and excitement?'

Harry: 'Firetruck.'

The principal breaths a huge sigh of relief and tells the teacher,

" Put the little bastard in 5th-Grade, I got the last seven questions wrong myself..."

Dan Downie Loc: Rochester, NY

Ha ha ha! That was cute. Thanks for the chuckle.

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

I can empathize with the principal.

Chris T Loc: from England across the pond to New England

That was cute, Neil ... very, very funny ... got my first laugh of the morning ... thanks!!!!

Oh, BTW ... I was all set to answer - Foveon ... would that have gotten me put into 12th grade?

Fotoartist Loc: Detroit, Michigan

You had me on tenterhooks.

Chris T Loc: from England across the pond to New England

How about THIS one, Neil ... "What begins with F and ends in K and means - intercourse?

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

Marilyng Loc: Lorain,Oh.

Made my day,I needed a good laugh,thanks!

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

Flack? Fu Ooops! I give in

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

I'd have been expelled.

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

Excellent! It feels so good.
A quickie: When a member of the royal family has a baby, they fire a 21-gun salute.
When a nun has a baby, they fire a dirty old canon.

Chris T Loc: from England across the pond to New England

Oh, neat, Neil ...

BTW ... the answer to my quickie - is ... "Fork" ....

JamesCurran Loc: Trenton ,NJ

??? I'm unaware of any meaning of "fork" or "intercourse" that are equivalent...


(I imagine one could interpret "intercourse" as "two roads coming together" --- even though dictionaries don't --- which would be the inverse of a Fork in the road)