Bultaco Loc: Aiken, SC

Mathematics: Brilliant!! Thought you'd enjoy this!

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:
What Makes 100% ?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?


What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. It's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why Politicians are where they are!


I've never seen a better explanation than this formula..
how true it is.

G Brown Loc: Sunny Bognor Regis West Sussex UK

Love it....

Granddad Loc: UK

Good one ☝️
Dave.

Dannj

Like they say: Do the math!

Bultaco Loc: Aiken, SC

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it. Math never lies.

Jupiter Creek

What has this to do with percentages?

rmalarz Loc: Tempe, Arizona

How did percentages make their way into a simple addition process?
--Bob

2Dragons Loc: The Back of Beyond

[I've never seen a better explanation than this formula..
how true it is.[/quote]
Now, if we can all remember this when we go to the polls...................

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

Excellent!

PRETENDER Loc: Micanopy,Florida

there's nothing that can't be explained with math I guess.

kerry12 Loc: Harrisburg, Pa.

flyguy Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico

Orson Burleigh Loc: Annapolis, Maryland, USA

Wonderful explication I wish that I had seen this before I retired.

Hal81 Loc: Bucks County, Pa.

It was in Philly that Hillary got 105% of the vote. I could see why, When they asked a woman she said she had voted five times. They left that out of the nightly news.

Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas

Good one, LOL.