Sunnely Loc: Wisconsin

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------------------------------A Maid Walks Into Her Ma'am's Bedroom...---------------------------------

To ask for a pay rise. The wife was very worried about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked, "Now Anna, why do you want more pay?"
Anna: "Well, Ma'am, there are three reasons. The first reason is that I am cleaning better than you."
Wife: "Who said you are cleaning better than me?"
Anna: "Your husband, he said so."
Wife: "Really?"

Anna: "The second reason is that I am better cook than you."
Wife: "Don't talk nonsense! Who said you were a better cook than me?"
Anna: "Your husband said."
Wife increasingly angry: "Oh he did, did he?"

Anna: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks,
"And did my husband said that as well?"
Anna: "No Ma'am, the gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

dancers Loc: melbourne.victoria, australia

ouch!

tcthome Loc: NJ

Hahaaaaa!

PRETENDER Loc: Micanopy,Florida

Now that is funny.

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Ava'sPapa Loc: Cheshire, Ct.

Funny twist. Thanks.

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