Would You Marry Again??
Aug 9, 2018 10:29:15 #
WIFE: What would you do if i died? Would you get married again?
Husband: No...how can I think of marrying?
Wife- Why not? You would need company...for good and bad moments....please get married
Husband: ...oh Shona...you are so sweet....even after death u r worrying about me...
Wife: so promise me, u will remarry if I die...
Husband: Ok, ok, i'd get married again...just for you
Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife...?
Husband:Yes, but will never let her use your room.
Wife:Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband: no... its yours...I will keep it as your memory...and buy new one..
Wife:Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband: No..how can I... it has your memories attached I am sure she would want her own..
Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband: No, never her size is '7', and yours is 9
Wife: --silence-
Husband: 'Uh Oh'...!!
Husband's funeral is on Tuesday, please attend......
Husband: No...how can I think of marrying?
Wife- Why not? You would need company...for good and bad moments....please get married
Husband: ...oh Shona...you are so sweet....even after death u r worrying about me...
Wife: so promise me, u will remarry if I die...
Husband: Ok, ok, i'd get married again...just for you
Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife...?
Husband:Yes, but will never let her use your room.
Wife:Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband: no... its yours...I will keep it as your memory...and buy new one..
Wife:Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband: No..how can I... it has your memories attached I am sure she would want her own..
Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband: No, never her size is '7', and yours is 9
Wife: --silence-
Husband: 'Uh Oh'...!!
Husband's funeral is on Tuesday, please attend......
Aug 9, 2018 10:45:30 #
Dale Evans - Amaetur
Loc: Baton Rouge, La
An old one but thanks for the smile, it made me feel better.
Dale
Dale
Aug 9, 2018 11:03:57 #
Aug 9, 2018 13:00:10 #
Aug 10, 2018 08:03:05 #
Aug 10, 2018 09:08:15 #
I tried to guess what the punch line would be, but was wrong. I thought she would say, "Then why don't you get all those things for me now?"
Aug 10, 2018 09:12:44 #
Sometimes, knowledge can be a dangerous thing. Lack of thinking can also be dangerous. : )
Aug 10, 2018 12:25:38 #
Aug 10, 2018 13:32:57 #
reindeer
Loc: London U.K.
There is another ending...
“ Would you let her use my Golfset?”
....she can’t. She is left handed.
“ Would you let her use my Golfset?”
....she can’t. She is left handed.
Aug 10, 2018 13:33:28 #
reindeer
Loc: London U.K.
There is another ending...
“ Would you let her use my Golfset?”
....she can’t. She is left handed.
“ Would you let her use my Golfset?”
....she can’t. She is left handed.
Aug 10, 2018 14:01:09 #
NJphotodoc
Loc: Now in the First State
I would normally share this with my wife, but having seen the punch line, I've decide not to
Aug 10, 2018 14:41:33 #
NJphotodoc wrote:
I would normally share this with my wife, but having seen the punch line, I've decide not to
Ditto
Aug 10, 2018 15:20:18 #
Aug 10, 2018 18:02:29 #
I thought that for this blog the ending would be:
Wife: Would you give her my Nikon?
Husband: No, all her lenses are Canon.
Wife: Would you give her my Nikon?
Husband: No, all her lenses are Canon.
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