Sunnely Loc: Wisconsin

Please define the following words/terms:

1. Embarrassment

2. Payback

3. Frustration

4. Specialist (Medical)

5. Narcissist

6. Teenagers

7. Old

8. Normalcy

9. Insolvency

10. Bankruptcy

I'll log in again in about an hour for the answers. Meantime, try to come up with your own definitions. Who knows, may even better than mine.

Thanks.

safeman

The rest I don't know I'll have to think about them but the description of a narcissist is some who loves the smell of his own fa..ts

Sunnely Loc: Wisconsin

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The answers:


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1. Embarrassment: She opened the refrigerator and saw a Russian dressing.

2. Payback: Watching your boss do something you told him couldn’t be done.

3. Frustration: Buying a new boomerang and finding it impossible to throw the old one away.

4. Specialist (Medical): A doctor with a smaller practice but a bigger yacht.

5. Narcissist: One who is always me-deep in conversation.

6. Teenagers: People who complains that there is nothing to do then stay out all night getting it done.

7. Old: When it takes you all night what you used to do all night long.

8. Normalcy: When you run out of money.

9. Insolvency: When you run out of excuses.

10. Bankruptcy: When you run out of town.

Thanks for your patience.

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safeman

Wow I'm impressed great answers. I bet you do puns

Sunnely Loc: Wisconsin

Thanks, safeman.

None of them are my originals. Most of them taken from family/social gatherings, reading, watching comedians, street/billboards/car signs or bumper stickers, and of course the web, etc.

One comedian I really like is the ever "animated" Steven Wright. He does a lot of puns, one-liners, and "provocative" questions.

For example, he'd say,

1. "My left leg just fell asleep. Does it mean it will be up all night?"

2. "I just bought a house right on the freeway. I drive right out of the garage doing 60."

3. "Why is the the alphabet read that way? Is it because of that song?"

Thanks. Good night.

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

Nice : )