We went to see a movie the other night.
I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier.
Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out.
“Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me.”
By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient, so I said, “Couldn’t you have done this a little earlier?”
“No!” she said in a loud whisper. “The ‘TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE’ message just flashed up on the screen and mine is in the car.”
DJ Mills wrote:
We went to see a movie the other night.
I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier.
Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out.
“Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me.”
By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient, so I said, “Couldn’t you have done this a little earlier?”
“No!” she said in a loud whisper. “The ‘TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE’ message just flashed up on the screen and mine is in the car.”
We went to see a movie the other night. br I sat ... (
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Now, this blondie is smarter than that one in the earlier post.
Thanks for the laugh.
Sunnely wrote:
Now, this blondie is smarter than that one in the earlier post.
Thanks for the laugh.
Which one?...Which one?
Oh my!....Did I miss one!
Wes
Loc: Dallas
It's not just blondes DJ. I think you posted the earlier story of the weather in Chicago. The warning was for everyone to park your car on the right side so the snowplows could clear the snow. the husband obliged. The next day they asked that everyone park on the left side. The third day their radio went out and the man didn't know where to park the car. His wife said, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage today.
I will not share this with my blonde lady! Lol!!
OviedoPhotos wrote:
ROTFLMAO
What does ROTFLMAO mean. I am old and am not up on the latest. Thanks, FiddleMaker
FiddleMaker wrote:
What does ROTFLMAO mean. I am old and am not up on the latest. Thanks, FiddleMaker
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off.
I'm kind of old too (76) but I knew what it meant.
EdJ0307 wrote:
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off.
I'm kind of old too (76) but I knew what it meant.
Thanks. You up on me by one year - I am 75
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