Blond Buys New Alligator Shoes 😁😁
Aug 5, 2018 21:39:15 #
A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices.
After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price."
Later in the day, the shopkeeper spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
She took aim at an alligator, killed it and hauled it onto the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blonde flipped the alligator on its back and shouted in frustration, "Darn, this one isn't wearing any shoes either."
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices.
After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price."
Later in the day, the shopkeeper spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
She took aim at an alligator, killed it and hauled it onto the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blonde flipped the alligator on its back and shouted in frustration, "Darn, this one isn't wearing any shoes either."
Aug 5, 2018 21:56:09 #
Sunnely
Loc: Wisconsin
DJ Mills wrote:
A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisian... (show quote)
That's a good one.
Thanks.
Aug 6, 2018 07:01:25 #
You've got in for blondes today. Just last week I saw one reverse her car into a parking space with precision, only so that she could line it up better to drive into the one opposite.
Aug 6, 2018 07:55:03 #
Aug 6, 2018 08:26:17 #
John N wrote:
You've got in for blondes today. Just last week I saw one reverse her car into a parking space with precision, only so that she could line it up better to drive into the one opposite.
Dang! That's funny. When I visit my son, he always backs in parking places. Drives me crazy to ride with him.
Aug 6, 2018 11:06:47 #
Aug 6, 2018 18:58:19 #
Reminds me of the time about 50 yrs ago I wanted to buy an alligator wallet as a Christmas gift. I go to the leather goods store that was just up the street from where I was working. I went in and asked the salesman if I could see some alligator wallets. He showed them to me and I asked the price. He told me they were a hundred bucks. I said to him that is way too much for me. He then asked me how much I was intending to spend. I told him about $10.00. He turned to me looked straight into my eyes and said " Young man you must be a day dreamer" He then turned around an walked away. At that time I too was blonde so I guess it must run in the family. Now I am bald so no excuses anymore.
Aug 9, 2018 11:36:45 #
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