Care for a nightcap?
Aug 5, 2018 00:09:54 #
Sunnely
Loc: Wisconsin
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A couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar.
“Elliott,” she said pointing, “do you see that man downing bourbon at the bar?”
The husband looked over and nodded.
“Well,” the woman continued, “he’s been drinking like that for 10 years,
ever since I jilted him.”
The husband returned to his meal.
“Nonsense,” he said, “even that’s not worth so much celebrating.”
(Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.)
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A couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar.
“Elliott,” she said pointing, “do you see that man downing bourbon at the bar?”
The husband looked over and nodded.
“Well,” the woman continued, “he’s been drinking like that for 10 years,
ever since I jilted him.”
The husband returned to his meal.
“Nonsense,” he said, “even that’s not worth so much celebrating.”
(Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.)
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Aug 6, 2018 06:44:10 #
Sunnely wrote:
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I hear he's doing well in the ICU.
Aug 6, 2018 08:48:51 #
Sunnely wrote:
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I wonder if Hallmark makes an anniversary card with this message. It would be a best seller.
Aug 6, 2018 08:51:29 #
Sunnely wrote:
...(Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.)...
It's been a while..............
Aug 6, 2018 12:23:12 #
Sunnely
Loc: Wisconsin
kschwegl wrote:
I hear he's doing well in the ICU.
I think both the husband and jilted boyfriend ended in ICU, for celebrating too much.
Aug 6, 2018 12:29:53 #
DJ Mills wrote:
I wonder if Hallmark makes an anniversary card with this message. It would be a best seller.
Today is my anniversary.
Aug 6, 2018 13:30:46 #
Sunnely
Loc: Wisconsin
DJ Mills wrote:
Today is my anniversary.
Don't let the wifey be looking around for any ex-boyfriend she jilted 10 years ago who is drinking too much to celebrate it. You may end up in ICU.
Aug 6, 2018 13:33:12 #
Sunnely wrote:
Don't let the wifey be looking around for any ex-boyfriend she jilted 10 years ago who is drinking too much to celebrate it. You may end up in ICU.
Doin' my best to stay out of trouble.
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