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Aug 4, 2018 15:38:17   #
DJ Mills Loc: Idaho
 
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, "I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the dice, and yells, "Come on, Southern girl needs new clothes!" As the dice bounce and come to a stop, she jumps up and down and squeals, "Yes! Yes! I won! I won!" She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings, and her clothes, and quickly departs. The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?" The other answers, "I don’t know, I thought you were watching."

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Aug 4, 2018 15:47:09   #
robertjerl Loc: Corona, California
 

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Aug 4, 2018 16:05:34   #
bedouin Loc: Big Bend area, Texas
 
There are things worth watching and things that are not!

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Aug 4, 2018 16:27:10   #
Bill MN Loc: Western MN
 
That proves all blondes are not dumb.

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Aug 5, 2018 07:35:35   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Not at all surprising. : )

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Aug 5, 2018 08:10:54   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 
Keeping your eyes on the prize.

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Aug 5, 2018 08:50:05   #
PRETENDER Loc: Micanopy,Florida
 
Now thats funny.

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Aug 5, 2018 09:11:11   #
superdadplano Loc: Dallas, TX
 
Nice, blonde joke!

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Aug 5, 2018 10:30:38   #
Jim Plogger Loc: East Tennessee
 
Smart southern girl!

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Aug 5, 2018 12:52:32   #
samantha90 Loc: Fort Worth,Texas
 
And that's how to win in Vegas.
DJ Mills wrote:
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, "I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the dice, and yells, "Come on, Southern girl needs new clothes!" As the dice bounce and come to a stop, she jumps up and down and squeals, "Yes! Yes! I won! I won!" She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings, and her clothes, and quickly departs. The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?" The other answers, "I don’t know, I thought you were watching."
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps ... (show quote)

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Aug 5, 2018 13:29:41   #
oregon don
 
jaymatt wrote:
Keeping your eyes on the prize.


just what do you think they were watching?

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Aug 5, 2018 13:47:50   #
Rab-Eye Loc: Indiana
 
😂😂😂

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Aug 5, 2018 17:01:56   #
cessnalvr Loc: West virginia
 
Good one

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Aug 5, 2018 17:55:53   #
PAR4DCR Loc: A Sunny Place
 
Finally, a way to beat the house!

Don

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Aug 5, 2018 20:49:34   #
Architect1776 Loc: In my mind
 
DJ Mills wrote:
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, "I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the dice, and yells, "Come on, Southern girl needs new clothes!" As the dice bounce and come to a stop, she jumps up and down and squeals, "Yes! Yes! I won! I won!" She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings, and her clothes, and quickly departs. The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?" The other answers, "I don’t know, I thought you were watching."
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps ... (show quote)



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