When a sign means a lot
Aug 3, 2018 22:12:17 #
Sunnely
Loc: Wisconsin
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1. Sign on a subway wall: “Life is one contradiction after another.”
Underneath is written: “No, it’s not.”
2. In Highland Park, IL: “Parks will not issue parking permits to fish.”
3. A medical clinic waiting room: “Patients in the waiting room will please not exchange symptoms.
It gets the doctors hopelessly confused.”
4. An apologetic sign in a nudist camp: “Please bare with us.”
5. An optician clinic: “If you don’t see what you want, you’ve come to the right place.”
6. A liquor store: “Anyone caught lifting our spirits will be prosecuted.”
7. A psychiatrist clinic: “Amnesia patients must pay in advance.”
8. A clock repair shop: “Cuckoo Clocks Psychoanalyzed.”
9. Substance Abuse Clinic: “Due to budget cuts, the 12-step AA program has been cut down to 6.”
10. An old radiator repair shop: “Al’s Radiator. Best place to take a leak.”
(This sign is for real from years ago posted in a local radiator repair shop.
A few months later, the shop closed. May be because it was beginning to smell.)
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---------------------------PARDON ME…-----------------------------------
1. Sign on a subway wall: “Life is one contradiction after another.”
Underneath is written: “No, it’s not.”
2. In Highland Park, IL: “Parks will not issue parking permits to fish.”
3. A medical clinic waiting room: “Patients in the waiting room will please not exchange symptoms.
It gets the doctors hopelessly confused.”
4. An apologetic sign in a nudist camp: “Please bare with us.”
5. An optician clinic: “If you don’t see what you want, you’ve come to the right place.”
6. A liquor store: “Anyone caught lifting our spirits will be prosecuted.”
7. A psychiatrist clinic: “Amnesia patients must pay in advance.”
8. A clock repair shop: “Cuckoo Clocks Psychoanalyzed.”
9. Substance Abuse Clinic: “Due to budget cuts, the 12-step AA program has been cut down to 6.”
10. An old radiator repair shop: “Al’s Radiator. Best place to take a leak.”
(This sign is for real from years ago posted in a local radiator repair shop.
A few months later, the shop closed. May be because it was beginning to smell.)
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Aug 4, 2018 08:18:13 #
Aug 4, 2018 09:40:50 #
jcryan
Loc: Las Terrenas, Dominican Republic
Sign outside of a dry cleaning shop in Peekskill, NY "Drop your pants here"
Aug 4, 2018 10:01:32 #
Sunnely
Loc: Wisconsin
jcryan wrote:
Sign outside of a dry cleaning shop in Peekskill, NY "Drop your pants here"
Ha, ha, ha! That's really a good one.
Aug 4, 2018 17:56:33 #
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Aug 4, 2018 22:57:54 #
FrankR
Loc: NYC
Sign at the Intourist desk in a Moscow hotel (USSR days) “Visit the cemetery where famous Soviet artists, poets and authors are buried every day except Thursday.”
Aug 4, 2018 23:18:39 #
Sunnely
Loc: Wisconsin
FrankR wrote:
Sign at the Intourist desk in a Moscow hotel (USSR days) “Visit the cemetery where famous Soviet artists, poets and authors are buried every day except Thursday.”
This is really a good one. A keeper!
Thanks.
Aug 5, 2018 15:45:36 #
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