When you gotta go...
Jul 30, 2018 21:58:25 #
Sunnely
Loc: Wisconsin
-------------------------When You Gotta Go…----------------------
Three old men were sitting around a nursing home talking about
a couple of their own problems being old.
“It’s terrible being old,” said the first. “Each day I wake up at 7 and try to pee,
but even if I stand there for an hour, only a trickle comes out.”
“That’s not so bad,” said the second. “Each day I wake up at 7 and try to move my bowels,
but even I sit there for 2 hours, all I can do is break wind.”
“That’s nothing,” contributed the third. “Each day promptly at 7,
I pee and crap with no problem at all.”
The first 2 men looked at him. “So,” they asked in unison, “what’s wrong with that?”
“I don’t wake up until 8,” he replied.
(No disrespect to all seniors intended.)
Three old men were sitting around a nursing home talking about
a couple of their own problems being old.
“It’s terrible being old,” said the first. “Each day I wake up at 7 and try to pee,
but even if I stand there for an hour, only a trickle comes out.”
“That’s not so bad,” said the second. “Each day I wake up at 7 and try to move my bowels,
but even I sit there for 2 hours, all I can do is break wind.”
“That’s nothing,” contributed the third. “Each day promptly at 7,
I pee and crap with no problem at all.”
The first 2 men looked at him. “So,” they asked in unison, “what’s wrong with that?”
“I don’t wake up until 8,” he replied.
(No disrespect to all seniors intended.)
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Believe it or not
Loc: West Virginia
Sunnely wrote:
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