A man walks into a...
Jul 29, 2018 20:18:20 #
Sunnely
Loc: Wisconsin
...psychiatrist's office
....................A MAN WALKS INTO A PSYCHIATRIST’S OFFICE.......................
A middle-aged, mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife,
so he went to a psychiatrist who told him he needed to build self-esteem.
The psychiatrist gave him a book on assertiveness.
After reading the book on the way home, he stormed into the house and declared,
“I want you to know that I am the MAN of the house and my word is law.”
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, then after dinner,
you are going to draw (run) my bath so I can relax and when I am finished with my bath,
guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair!
His wife responded……….The funeral director!
....................A MAN WALKS INTO A PSYCHIATRIST’S OFFICE.......................
A middle-aged, mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife,
so he went to a psychiatrist who told him he needed to build self-esteem.
The psychiatrist gave him a book on assertiveness.
After reading the book on the way home, he stormed into the house and declared,
“I want you to know that I am the MAN of the house and my word is law.”
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, then after dinner,
you are going to draw (run) my bath so I can relax and when I am finished with my bath,
guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair!
His wife responded……….The funeral director!
Jul 29, 2018 21:01:04 #
Jul 30, 2018 07:33:43 #
Jul 30, 2018 08:20:52 #
Jul 30, 2018 11:18:19 #
Aug 1, 2018 23:13:37 #
It sounds to me like that man wears the pants round the house,but the wife controls the zipper.
Aug 5, 2018 10:20:53 #
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