DJ Mills Loc: Idaho

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of twins.” “That's odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse then yells the second man, “Congratulations! You're the father of triplets!” “That's weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!” A nurse goes up to the third man saying, “Congratulations! You're the father of quadruplets." “That's strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!” The last man begins groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What's wrong?” the others ask. “I work for 7 Up!”

Sunnely Loc: Wisconsin

This is really funny. Similar to the one I came across a few years back. Please allow me:

A man is getting nervous because his wife is in labor for her third pregnancy. On her first pregnancy, she read the novel, "A Tale of Two Cities," by Charles Dickens and they had twins. On her second pregnancy, she read the novel, "The Three Faces of Eve," by Colbert H. Thigpen & Hervey M. Cleckly and they had triplets. He's being nervous now because his wife watched the 1915 silent movie, "The Birth of A Nation."